Quan CatchPhrase Promo Video for 30-8 or whenever

nice promo quan

but i thought when a mongolian is involved theres gonna be a nice mongolian barbeque chicken oohhhh barbeque and the best thing is... its chicken

King Of Heel wrote:

nice promo quan

but i thought when a mongolian is involved theres gonna be a nice mongolian barbeque chicken oohhhh barbeque and the best thing is... its chicken

Your right. It used to be chicken bbq. And now its WAR. A small upgrade.

now i think quan... is so easy... no wonder quan ... is no.1

*The camera cuts to backstage where Elisha is standing by. She walks towards JD Allgood who is nervously pacing up and down holding his head in his hands*

Elisha: JD!? JD!? What are your thoughts ahead of your match tonight with Slugger for the UXC title?

*Allgood looks up at Elisha. His eyes look sore like he hasn't slept for days. His clothes are all creased and dirty and he hasn't shaved for a week. There is a desperate look on his face*

JD: My thoughts?! I'm about to head into the biggest match of my career, where I could capture my first championship. A championship that I could take home to my father to show him how successful I am. To prove that I'm a true champion, and convince him to leave the family business to me so that I'll become a billionaire, buy this stinking company and burn it to the ground, so that tricks like you will have to go back on the street to earn a living. Instead of him leaving it to my brother, Micheal. Micheal was always his favourite!

*JD kicks over a nearby drinks stand, causing Elisha to flinch with shock*

JD: But NO!!! NO!!! Someone has decided to play games and sabotage my moment of greatness! Kidnapping Afolston! Look at me! I don't know how to iron! I don't know how to wash clothes! I'm above all that! I'm not like these working class scum here in Detroit!

*the crowd boo wildly*

JD: I don't know how to fluff a pillow!

*JD grabs Elisha's arms to the side with a desperate look in his eyes. He is falling apart. Completely paranoid and on edge*

JD: I haven't slept in 3 days, and all I've eaten is Pop Tarts!!! Have you ever eaten Pop Tarts?! They're disgusting! Working the toaster was hard enough. I've burn't down 4 of the kitchens at the estate, and when they do go right I always burn my mouth, I could try grilling them but . . .

Elisha: (Cutting off JD's confused rant) Well who could it possibly be who'd kidnapp Afolston?

JD: Ha! Isn't it obvious?! He's always trying to stop me from getting where I deserve to be!

*JD looks fiercly into the camera*

JD: DANTE! You know as well as anyone that I'm the best thing to ever happen to this pathetic company. And you and your little whore on that other show think you can keep me down? It ain't gonna happen! I'm going to that ring tonight, I'm going to make that little punk Slugger cry like a little girl, take the UXC title, and come looking for you! And when I find you, I'm going to put you in the next hospital bed to Quan, where you can both share the same feeding tube!

*Elisha looks at JD, confused*

Elisha: But, JD? Didn't you just see the last video message? Quan is very soon returning to XFA.

*JD looks shocked. He slowly raises his hands to cover his face before screaming madly at the floor. He pushes a nearby employee to the floor and walks away smashing up apparatus as he goes*

holy, that was an funny, intense and well done promo, congrats jd

cheers, Ryder.

The Dark One wrote:

holy, that was an funny, intense and well done promo, congrats jd

Round of applause for Mr Saturday Night. I like it a lot. Agree with Ryder. Funny and frantic.

Ahahaha one of your best work JD very good promo.

Thanks guys, it means a lot that you like these promos.

Slugger created the situation with his last role play, which allowed me to follow on. Quan has also been very instrumental in these role plays too.