[Quan makes his way down to the ring to address the crowd. Qui follows behind carrying the Mongolian flag and a big x-force banner. As the cheering dies down Quan addresses the crowd]“Please let me address all of my loyal fans to apologise for the lost match last weekend. I must confess now that due to the mediocre technique and uninteresting presence of my opponent, I almost fell asleep while battling him."
[Quan shakes his head in shame] "This distraction was bad enough but mostly how ever I was distracted by this..”
[the big screen shows footage of the Quan vs godsblood match showing:]**godsBlooD is about to perform his taunt godsBlooD I Smellllll executing A
Bloooooooodddd***
“Now clearly you all hear godsblood announce loudly “I smell”. This was very distracting to me. I pride myself as having the highest level of personal hygiene. I have a bath once a week, every week, whether I need it or not! However this confession distracted me. I start to realise, this guys does smell! And I loose the match.”
[The crowd see the sadness in Quan and starts to chant ‘Quaaan, beast, Quaaan beast’]“I apologise to all my fans, such unprofessionalism will never happen again.”
“As a reward to my fans however here is some good news. Tonight at “Guilty Conscience” The Slugger and I will take on the dark idiots ‘gp pato’ and ‘fishface’. I can announce that if we are victorious in this tag match. I will offer to The Slugger to permanently team up as a new Tag Team partnership.”
[The crowd goes wild, waving Quan or The Slugger homemade banners. The camera zooms on two Quan Fans dressed in Mongolian outfits and eating barbeque food in the arena]“I thank you all”
[Quan leaves the ring, giving hi-fives to the crowd on the way out]