I knew it was just a matter of time before someone would come running to the Playboy to come appear on thei show.
The body of a Greek God, with the face of a Prince, everyone wants a piece of Playboy.
All you guys hate me, 'cause all your ladies want to date me. But no matter what you try, there is nothing you can do about it. I'm too quick, I'm too fast, I'm too sharp for you dim witted, Beverly Hillbillies rejects.
And if you doubt me - the next time you kiss your girl, tell me how I taste.
The Playboy is going to take your pride.... and then, I'll TAKE your bride!