(I hope this isn't too late; we had our national day here in Sweden yesterday, so I wasn't online to write...)
~The camera zooms in on the announcers' table, showing Matt Scott with an excited look on his face. Next to him sits David Hood, serious as ever~
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Matt Scott: "Tonight we have a special sermon to look forward to, one where The Father of The Congregation will reveal his plans for tonight's much anticipated win of the Tag Team Title."
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David Hood: "Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Matt. Both Quan and Jack Power are formidable men, and they have together held some of the most prestigious titles here in XFE. Disregarding these magnificent fighters would be crazy, especially considering Steel Girder Steve's less than stellar record."
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Matt Scott: "You don't realize that SGS is a changed man? He has seen The Light, and he will show everyone tonight what strength there is to be gained from standing in the shadow of The Anointed One."
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David Hood: "You've absolutely fallen over the edge. Let's see what the man has to say himself."
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Matt Scott: "Bow down! Bow down!
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~The X-tron lights up, Saint Patrik standing backstage. His black beard is immaculately groomed, his long brown hair pulled back in a hard ponytail, his green eyes almost sparkling with energy. He is wearing his wrestling gear, his trademark white bulletproof vest adorned with The Holy Crimson Cross of The Congregation~
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~Next to him, and slightly behind him, stands Steel Girder Steve. His face is turned towards the floor, a pious smile over his lips~
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Saint Patrik: "My lamb..."
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~The boos from the audience is deafening~
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Saint Patrik: "We stand here on this fateful night...united. From the strength of unity under a wise and humble leader comes success. I have taken SGS under my wing, and I have started to teach him The Way of The Congregation. Where he before was a weak man, he is now strong from inner belief. Where he before was without direction, he is now under stern leadership. Where he before was finishing matches looking at the ceiling lights, tonight he will claim gold."
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~Saint Patrik smiles as he hears the booing crowd response, before he continues in a soft voice~
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Saint Patrik: "Quan, you should consider who you stand by in times of distress. Do you stand by The Congregation, or do you stand by a disheveled shadow of a man? You should know by now that Jack Power does not play well with others. He betrayed me - the man who saved him from himself - in the most foul way. Just last week he betrayed Argo, the man who stood by him faithfully in the very ring you are entering tonight."
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~Saint Patrik pauses, a smile slowly creeping over his lips~
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Saint Patrik: "Quan, it is of utmost importance to choose your enemies wisely, but what is even more important is your choice of friends. You might have chosen Jack Power as your friend, but has he chosen you as his?"
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~Saint Patrik speaks in a thunderous voice~
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Saint Patrik: "The Sacred Might of The Holy Congregation of Millions stands before you on this night, and united we will claim the Tag Team Titles. We shall make the sinners repent, or we shall make them bow down...to The Sign of The Cross!"
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~Saint Patrik stares straight into the camera as it fades to black~
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