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~The sound of cracking thunder rolls over the arena. As the sound of angelic choirs fill the air, Saint Patrik enters the stage. He is closely followed by Johnny Groove, carrying the UXC title on a crimson pillow. Saint Patrik is as always immaculately dressed in a dark suit, his black beard perfectly groomed and his long brown hair pulled back in a tight ponytail. His trademark gleaming smile flashes to the crowd as he raises the microphone and speaks in a booming voice~
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Saint Patrik: "I stand here before you today...STILL UXC Champion!"
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~The booing crowd can't silence the smugness radiating from Saint Patrik as he continues~
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Saint Patrik: "Yes, my dear lamb, I am as always an honest man - a man of holy virtue and true morals. I stand by my word to The Congregation! That is unlike Jesse Blue, my opponent at Stable Warfare. He continued his sinful ways, basking in the glory of the fratricidal Jeremy Alsop and not heeding the words of true order and authority. That has all changed! I spoke to the anointed leader of XFA, the wise Darth Clay, and together we crushed the two sinners!"
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~As the crowd boos ferociously, Saint Patrik fires off his gleaming smile, taking a short glance at the UXC title before he continues~
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Saint Patrik: "Tonight I will yet again keep my title, as the true fighting champion of The Congregation. I will soundly defeat the young Milo, who has been leeching on his elders for too long. I will as always keep the UXC title clean, wholesome, true and... a beacon of light!"
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~With his gleaming smile wider than ever, Saint Patrik backs off the stage, closely followed by Johnny Groove carrying the most coveted prize: the UXC title~
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