Playboy - first XFW

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~Jill Wagner is shown backstage~
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Jill: “Ladies and Gentlemen...I have been told that XFE just came in possession of footage of an appearance by an XFE superstar on a European talk show a couple of days before Stable Warfare.”
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~Jill’s camera cuts out and the footage is shown. The male and female talk show hosts are talking to the crowd and hyping them up. They then introduce...Playboy Paul Andrews. The crowd applauds as Playboy comes out, smiles and waves to the crowd. There are no chairs... everyone is standing. The hosts talk a second or two in their language. The female starts to admire Playboy’s biceps, so he flexes them as she has her hand on one. She has a surprised look on her face and the male host begins to talk to Playboy, having obvious difficulty with English~
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Male: “Playboy... how you do today?”
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Playboy: “Well... to be honest, I’m quite tired. It was a long flight, and I literally just got off the plane, into a limo and over here right away. Other than that, quite well.”
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~A translator translates for the audience~
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Female: “What it like XFE? You like?”
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Playboy: “What’s it like in XFE? Of course, I like it. It’s awesome. The fans are everywhere, and everyone is crazy. It doesn’t matter where you go, there will always be 20 to 30 people around you, wanting autographs, to talk, take pictures. It’s unbelievable.”
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~A translator translates for the audience~
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Female: “And that’s okay? No bother you?”
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Playboy: “Well... there are times when I’d prefer to be left alone. When you’re having dinner with a very beautiful woman, you don’t want people always coming up to you and disrupting your meal and your own private time.”
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~A translator translates for the audience~
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Male: “They bother you even though you loser?”
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~Playboy looks at the male host, not entirely sure he heard correctly~
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Playboy: “What?”
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~The male host isn’t sure what Playboy means~
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Male: “You know... Argo beat you. You loser. You not champion.”
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~Playboy gets a smile on his face and looks over to the female host for a second. He then takes a swat at the male host. The slap sends the male host flying across the stage and the female host running away screaming. Stagehands and security run onto the stage holding Playboy back as he yells at the host~
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Playboy: “WHO THE (censored) ARE YOU TO CALL ME A LOSER. I OUGHT TO TEAR YOU A NEW (censored) YOU (censored) (censored).”
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~The video cuts out after Playboy is being escorted off-stage and the shot returns to the arena. The arena goes dark. Suddenly, “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play. The fans boo as Playboy steps through the curtain onto the stage, down the ramp and up into the ring. The music lowers and the fans boos come louder. The Playboy soaks it in as the camera shows fans holding signs saying “Why, Playboy, why?” Playboy brings the microphone to his mouth~
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Playboy: “I can see the signs you idiots are carrying. I hear it everywhere I go since Stable Warfare...why, Playboy...why?”
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~Playboy pauses for a couple of seconds as the fans continue to boo~
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Playboy: “You want to know why? For quite a while now, XFE has me making appearances everywhere. Shaking hands... welcoming fans.... signing autographs. All... for what? So all you pathetic excuses for men can come up and try to be all buddy-buddy with someone important? Seriously...”
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~Playboy sees and hears a woman cussing him out amidst the others boos. Playboy walks up to the ring ropes in front of her~
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Playboy: “You can swear at me all you want, honey, but both you and I, as well as your sad-ass boyfriend or husband beside you, know that when this show is over, you’ll tell him that you need to powder your nose. Who are you kidding? You don’t have to lie. He knows that you’ll be standing outside the backstage door, or standing by the limo, with the 20 or so others that will be there hoping to have a chance to get in the limo, come up to the penthouse suite and be one to ride Playboy all night long. So you better sit your ass down, shut up and save your energy.”
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~Playboy turns back toward the hard camera and walks back toward the center of the ring~
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Playboy: “Now, where was I? Oh yes, you dumbass morons that want to pretend you’re important by talking to someone important. It’s absolutely ridiculous. Like... not all that long ago, I’m out there, signing autographs in some hick town that has more people than teeth, and this fat, four-eyed geek comes up to the table and says ~in a geeky voice~ ‘Hey Playboy, did you see the re-run of Star Trek episode 151 that played last night where Captain Kirk....’
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~Playboy face-palms himself and shakes his head~
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Playboy (in his regular voice): “Like, what else was I to do? No, you (censored)ing geek, I didn’t watch the re-run of Star Trek episode 151 where Captain Kirk thumb-wrestled Darth Vader because I have a (censored)ing life. I don’t live in my parent’s basement looking at comics and dreaming of (censored)ing women... I (censor) women and I talk to real people. Here is your (censored)ing autograph and get out of my face.”
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~The fans boo louder~
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Playboy: “Since then... I have had it with being used by this company. I was out there, making appearances here and there, promoting the hell out of this company. And what happens? A couple of weeks before Stable Warfare I’m told... we have nothing for you. One of the biggest pay-per-view cards for X-Force Entertainment and nothing for the Playboy? Really? No match... no paycheck for the biggest star in this company?”
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~Playboy pauses while the fans are still booing, albeit a little quieter than before~
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Playboy: “Well... XFE. The time has come for The Playboy to do what he needs to do... to go back... to looking out... for #1. I’m not shaking the hands... I’m not kissing the babies anymore. I’m going to come out here, destroy everyone you want to throw at me to try and stop me... from taking back.... what is mine. And when I’m done.. I’m taking all your women, bringing them back to the penthouse suite, and doing things to them that they won’t even let you do... all... night.... long.”
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~Playboy drops the microphone and exits the ring. He walks up the ramp yelling back and forth with fans who are throwing things, giving him the one-finger salute and such. He reaches the top of the rope, poses and then proceeds through the curtain to the backstage area~
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HA HA.

AWESOME DUDE. SIMPLY AWESOME.

Thanks, bro!

@#$%^&ing awesome

ok I might be jumping the gun here but with this awsome RP you have earned

the platinum devil award
and best RP of the season

but dont count me out just yet my friend... and Argo is sure to pull a trick or two out of his underwear and we have alot of guys after reading this will up thir game cause of this RP... thanks

this will be a awsome season!!!!

simply awesome man maybe your best work ever!

I love it, nice work Playboy as I agree this RP is brilliant.

Thanks

cont.


Jill: “Ladies and Gentlemen... I have been told that XFE just came in possession of footage of an appearance by an XFE superstar on a European talk show a couple of days before Stable Warfare.”

~Jill’s camera cuts out and the footage is shown. The male and female talk show hosts are talking to the crowd and hyping them up. They then introduce... Playboy Paul Andrews. The crowd applauds as Playboy comes out, smiles and waves to the crowd. There are no chairs... everyone is standing. The hosts talk a second or two in their language. The female starts to admire Playboy’s biceps, so he flexes them as she has her hand on one. She has a surprised look on her face and the male host begins to talk to Playboy, having obvious difficulty with English.~

Male: “Playboy... how you do today?”

Playboy: “Well... to be honest, I’m quite tired. It was a long flight, and I literally just got off the plane, into a limo and over here right away. Other than that, quite well.”

~A translator translates for the audience.~

Female: “What it like XFE? You like?”

Playboy: “What’s it like in XFE? Of course, I like it. It’s awesome. The fans are everywhere, and everyone is crazy. It doesn’t matter where you go, there will always be 20 to 30 people around you, wanting autographs, to talk, take pictures. It’s unbelievable.”

~A translator translates for the audience.~

Female: “And that’s ok? No bother you?”

Playboy: “Well... there are times when I’d prefer to be left alone. When you’re having dinner with a very beautiful woman, you don’t want people always coming up to you and disrupting your meal and your own private time.”

~A translator translates for the audience.~

Male: “They bother you even though you loser?”

~Playboy looks at the male host, not entirely sure he heard correctly.”

Playboy: “What?”

~The male host isn’t sure what Playboy means.~

Male: “You know... Argo beat you. You loser. You not champion.”

~Playboy gets a smile on his face and looks over to the female host for a second. He then takes a swat at the male host. The slap sends the male host flying across the stage and the female host running away screaming. Stagehands and security run onto the stage holding Playboy back as he yells at the host.~

Playboy: “WHO THE (censored) ARE YOU TO CALL ME A LOSER. I OUGHT TO TEAR YOU A NEW (censored) YOU (censored) (censored).”

~The video cuts out after Playboy is being escorted off-stage and the shot returns to the arena. The arena goes dark. Suddenly, “Indestructible” by Disturbed begins to play. The fans boo as Playboy steps through the curtain onto the stage, down the ramp and up into the ring. The music lowers and the fans boos come louder. The Playboy soaks it in as the camera shows fans holding signs saying “Why, Playboy, why?” Playboy brings the microphone to his mouth.~

Playboy: “I can see the signs you idiots are carrying. I hear it everywhere I go since Stable Warfare... why, Playboy... why?”

~Playboy pauses for a couple of seconds as the fans continue to boo.~

Playboy: “You want to know why? For quite a while now, XFE has me making appearances everywhere. Shaking hands... welcoming fans.... signing autographs. All... for what? So all you pathetic excuses for men can come up and try to be all buddy-buddy with someone important? Seriously...”

~Playboy sees and hears a woman cussing him out amidst the others boos. Playboy walks up to the ring ropes in front of her.~

Playboy: “You can swear at me all you want, honey, but both you and I, as well as your sad-ass boyfriend or husband beside you, know that when this show is over, you’ll tell him that you need to powder your nose. Who are you kidding? You don’t have to lie. He knows that you’ll be standing outside the backstage door, or standing by the limo, with the 20 or so others that will be there hoping to have a chance to get in the limo, come up to the penthouse suite and be one to ride Playboy all night long. So you better sit your ass down, shut up and save your energy.”

~Playboy turns back toward the hard camera and walks back toward the center of the ring.~

Playboy: “Now, where was I? Oh yes, you dumbass morons that want to pretend you’re important by talking to someone important. It’s absolutely ridiculous. Like... not all that long ago, I’m out there, signing autographs in some hick town that has more people than teeth, and this fat, four-eyed geek comes up to the table and says ~in a geeky voice~ ‘Hey Playboy, did you see the re-run of Star Trek episode 151 that played last night where Captain Kirk....’

~Playboy face-palms himself and shakes his head.~

Playboy (in his regular voice): “Like, what else was I to do? No, you (censored)ing geek, I didn’t watch the re-run of Star Trek episode 151 where Captain Kirk thumb-wrestled Darth Vader because I have a (censored)ing life. I don’t live in my parent’s basement looking at comics and dreaming of (censored)ing women... I (censor) women and I talk to real people. Here is your (censored)ing autograph and get out of my face.”

~The fans boo louder.~

Playboy: “Since then... I have had it with being used by this company. I was out there, making appearances here and there, promoting the hell out of this company. And what happens? A couple of weeks before Stable Warfare I’m told... we have nothing for you. One of the biggest pay-per-view cards for X-Force Entertainment and nothing for the Playboy? Really? No match... no paycheck for the biggest star in this company?”

~Playboy pauses while the fans are still booing, albeit a little quieter than before.~

Playboy: “Well... XFE. The time has come for The Playboy to do what he needs to do... to go back... to looking out... for #1. I’m not shaking the hands... I’m not kissing the babies anymore. I’m going to come out here, destroy everyone you want to throw at me to try and stop me... from taking back.... what is mine. And when I’m done.. I’m taking all your women, bringing them back to the penthouse suite, and doing things to them that they won’t even let you do... all... night.... long.”

~Playboy drops the microphone and exits the ring. He walks up the ramp yelling back and forth with fans who are throwing things, giving him the one-finger salute and such. He reaches the top of the rope, poses and then proceeds through the curtain to the backstage area.~



the camera cuts back to a some what startled Jill shes speaks into the microphone: well ladies and gentlemen as you can see from the footage and the reaction of the crowd I dont think we have heard the last of playboy who knows whats going to happen next we can only assume...........

SUDDENLY THE ARENA GOES DARK A BURST OF MACHINE GUN SOUNDS ERUPT PYROTECHNICS GO OVER THE ARENA THE SOUND OF A MOTOR BIKE IS HEARD REVVING UP... ZZ TOPS SHARPED DRESSED MAN MUSIC IS PLAYING.

Jill speaks : ladies and gentlemen is this who i think this is?...is it the most anticipated wrestler we have been waiting for?.....IS IT Mr F....

A FLASH BANG GOES OFF THE LIGHTS GO BACK ON THE CURTAIN OPENS UP THERE SITTING ON HIS HARLEY DAVIDSON IS MR FABULOUS....THE CROWD ERUPT THERE STANDING TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THIS NEW TALKED ABOUT WRESTLER.

Jill speaks into the microphone : IT IS HIM!!! ITS MR FABULOUS!!!!

Mr_Fabulous waves to the crowd then revs his motor bike up and rides over to Jill turns off his bike and hops off and stands next to Jill

Jill speaks : Mr_Fabulous welcome to XFE let me say its a pleasure seeing you here Im sure you will be welcomed... we heard that you might make an appearance tonight but what brings you out just now I didnt think you will be coming out until later?

Mr_Fabulous gently takes the microphone from Jill and speaks: Why thankyou Jill for those kind words and may I say that your looking soooo fine tonight

Jill blushes and holds the microphone with Mr_Fabulous and says: ummm Mr_Fabulous UMMM AHHHH.....

Mr_Fabulous interupts: Why Jill you seem to have your hand on mine does this mean we are dating?

Jill spaeks : ummmm ahhhh

Mr_Fabulous interrupts and speaks: ok Jill how about I just talk I seem to have an affect on you ...ok first of all I want to thank XFE and the management for bringing me here and secondly I want to thank you the audience at home the fans in the crowd its a pleasure being amongst you all and Im most grateful for being here.............

THE CROWD ERUPTS WITH APPLAUSE

Mr_ Fabulous acknowledges the crowd and waves then continues speaking :... now what am I doing here so early well I was listening in the back to playboy and I got to thinking what a ungrateful SOB he is..........

THE CROWD INTERRUPTS AND CHEERS LOUDLY

Mr_Fabulous continues to speak: you know Jill if it wasnt for the audience and the viewers ol playboy would be at home not signing autographs but signing his pension checks for unemployment benefits....seriously what a loser....

THE CROWD INTERRUPTS AGAIN WITH CHEERS.

Mr_Fabulous interrupts the crowd and speaks : and not only that playboy goes and hits a commentator playboy has some serious issues and....

Mr_Fabulous turns around towards the back where the curtains are and keeps speaking: ill tell you what playboy or should we call you one of Hughes playboy bunnies how about you pick on someone your own size how about you come out here and try and slap me...

THE CROWD ARE CHEERING THEY ARE STAMPING THERE FEET THERE CHANTING FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jill speaks : Mr_Fabulous are you calling playboy out tonight?

Mr_Fabulous speaks : Jill not only do you look fine you also are smart ..my girl you me a candle lit dinner would look mighty good right now... but yes Jill that is exactly what Im doing..

Jill blushes again and mutters : mmm umm ahhhh M

Mr_Fabulous interupts : Jill your really having problems there arent you?...ok I think we need to have some distance between us now you go over there next to my bike actually I tell you what hop on my bike I think after this we should go out

Jill looks somewhat bewildered but goes to the motorbike and hops on the crowd wolf whistle at Jill.

Mr_Fabulous speaks up louder and says: OK PLAYBOY I KNOW YOUR IN THE BACK THERE HOW ABOUT YOU COME OUT RIGHT NOW SLAP ME IN THE FACE

silence goes over the arena

Mr_Fabulous speaks again: YO PLAYBOY!!!

silence again goes over the arena

Mr_Fabulous speaks: yep just what I thought nothing damn!... ok well if Im done here I once again want to thank you the crowd the viewers and XFE for the opportunity to be here but now I have to go I seem to have a fine woman on the back of my bike waiting for me...

Mr_Fabulous puts down the microphone and walks over to his motorbike where Jill is waiting he hops on starts it up.... both himself and Jill wave to the crowd as he revs his motor bike up the music of ZZ tops sharped dressed man is playing.