Playboy - XFW 7/14

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~Scene opens with Jill Wagner in the interview area~
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Jill: "Ladies and gentlemen, my guest here is none other than...."
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~Playboy steps in beside Jill and the crowd mixes cheers and boos~
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Jill: "The Playboy himself, Paul Andrews. Now Playboy, tonight you face Argo and Malkyto with Simply The Best as your partner."
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Playboy (energized): "You know Jill, I...."
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~Playboy stops mid-sentence~
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Playboy: "Wait...who?"
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Jill: "Simply The Best."
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Playboy: "Simply....The Best?"
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Jill (confused): "Yes."
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Playboy: "So...I'm wrestling these two guys myself, then?"
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Jill: "No...your partners name is Simply The Best."
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Playboy: "NO....NO NO NO NO NO...I AM Simply The Best. I am the best."
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~Playboy turns toward Jill and talks sweet and low to her~
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Playboy: "That's what you told me last weekend, baby! You remember...when Playboy finished that thing you like where...."
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~Playboy glances toward the camera~
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Playboy: "Whoa...there's a camera! Jill...how dare you try to dirty talk to me in front of the camera? How dare you? Shame, shame, shame."
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~Playboy shakes his head and turns toward the camera~
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Playboy: "Yes...tonight...Argo and Malkyto. Argo...you have fun with this one, man. The Playboy is on the other side of the ring. Simply The Second Best is my partner, and your partner...is an absolute nut case. I don't know who you pissed off to get in this match, but I don't think they like you, Argo. I told you a while ago...regardless of what you prepare for, someone is going to have other ideas. This...is one of those moments. You've got 2 people to keep an eye on on one side, and a pair of eyes needed for the back of your head to keep an eye on your own corner. One team is going to win tonight, Argo...and The Playboy didn't show up here to lose."
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~Playboy walks out of the camera view and Jill begins to speak~
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Jill: "There you have it...Playboy is ready to...."
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~Playboy walks back into camera view where Jill does not see him~
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Playboy (screaming): "I'M THE BEST!!!!!!!!"
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~Jill jumps and screams as the camera fades back to the arena~
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double post