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Jade
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Number of posts : 1356
Registration date : 2008-05-01
| | | | | Jade
XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1356
Registration date : 2008-05-01
| | Subject: Re: Jade Caitlin Sanders 10/13/2008, 9:08 am | |
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| | | | Darth Clay
XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 724
Age : 55
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Jade Caitlin Sanders 12/20/2008, 2:10 am | |
| Time: 1433
Location: Half Moon Bay, CA
Weather: 87 degrees / C, sunny skies
-Start Transmission-
[The scene opens up in a Dojo close to the beach, the camera pans up and shows a generic Dojo sign before going inside]
:The sound of scuffles, and voices can be heard in the room:
Jade
"Dang Rhonda, you are getting better in your grappling techniques!"
Rhonda Rousey
"Just to beat you, you know that, this will be my year to win some gold here. And maybe, just maybe I will let you touch the medal."
Jade
:rolls her eyes:
"Whatever chica, you know I can still take you."
:Jade then takes down Rhonda before applying a Sankaku jime while Rhonda taps out:
Rhonda
:gasping for air:
"You still need to tell me how you got so good at that triangle hold! Anyways, have you thought about what that male chauvinist pig Quinn, Quaint or something like that said?"
Jade
"A little, it's kinda irritating that he said I practice the weakest of all martial arts, I mean I could have turned into Carnie Wilson before her lipo without Judo, but oh well. If he wants some of me, I will show him some of those weak Judo moves my Pi Beta Phi Sister! Although he is kinda creepy, I don't know if he knows, but he talks a lot of smack to me considering he really is just a Genghis Khan ripoff. I had to check the calendar Rhonda to see if it was Halloween!"
Rhonda
:still laughing:
"That's so not funny."
Jade
"So if the powers that be, our Vice GM Dante, and our GM Sentinel believe it would be a good match-up, so be it since I am still transitioning into the world of professional wrestling trying to make a name for myself. Nite nite all!"
:She ends the scene by kissing into the camera and turning off the power:
-End Transmission- | |
| | | | Darth Clay
XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 724
Age : 55
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Jade Caitlin Sanders 12/20/2008, 3:01 am | |
| Time: 1507
Location: XFW womens training room
Weather: 78 degrees / F, clear skies, high humidity
-Start Transmission-
[The scene opens up in the back where it is a few hours before the show starts. It opens up in the back showing Kristen with a stopwatch and Teresa in a fullbody padded show that is usually seen in RAD classes with Jade performing a series of kicks at Teresa while Kristen is yelling at her…]
Kristen “Come on Jade! 30 seconds!”
:Jade can be seen speeding up somewhat grunting each time she unloads a kick at Teresa while Teresa is also taunting her:
Teresa “Yeah, not feeling too much there Jade! How can you expect to beat Master Neto later and you can’t even cause damage to this cushion I am wearing?!?”
Kristen “Time!!! :Jade stops and can be seen breathing heavily: Come on, we didn’t travel all the way here so you can drop another match. Do you want to be known as the Anna Kournikova of this sport? Great promotional skills but can’t fight to save your life?”
Jade “:in between breaths: Do…not…compare….me…to…HER!!!”
Kristen “Well then get in position 1 minute :Jade stands back up and gets in a Jujutsu style stance: Ready….and…GO!”
:After about 38 seconds Jade unloads a vicious shot to Teresa’s ribs causing her to go down:
Jade “I’m so sorry Tre!!”
Teresa “:laying on the floor: Why?!? I’m not, this is a good thing! You might be ready to take him on tonight. :Kristen then starts to pull her up: You finally started to listen to me I am the Taekwondo expert out of all of us you know! You need to focus and shift your weight on each kick, after all you are at a weight disadvantage so that should help.”
Jade “Okay, thanks for your help Pi Pi sisters. I am going to take this Master Neto out tonight!”
[The scene starts to fade as they each make a RockStar symbol and put their hands together and can be heard yelling “Pi Beta Phi!” as the scene fades to black…]
-End Transmission- | |
| | | | Darth Clay
XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 724
Age : 55
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Jade Caitlin Sanders 12/20/2008, 3:14 am | |
| The scene opens up in the back as Jade is walking down the hallway. She is wearing her usual attire adjusting her trademark Triton hat as shes enroute to the interview area to meet with Jill. As she reaches the interview area the XFW staffing crew are making final adjustments on a large flatscreen television screen.Jill: “Jade. Hi, we are just about prepared to see the results of the challenged issued to you last week by GodSBlood.”Jade: “That’s awesome Jill was there a lot of votes registered?”
Jill: “Very much so; so much in fact the server crashed three times so the IT crew has been working hard getting all the results out, just a few minor things left. If you will follow me we can get started.”
They both make their way to the barstools that are set up on both sides of the large television screen.
Jade: “Well, here we go!”
Back in the arena.
David Hood: “We just got word that the results from the challenged issued by GodSBlood have been tallied up. I for one am ecstatic to see the results.”
Matt Scott: “You know we got a such a good turnout from the polls, maybe I should start one, maybe something along the lines of Jade should go out with me!”
David: “Not again, we already went over this Matt. If you put a poll up about you will only be embarrassed beyond belief.”
Matt: “It’s still nice to dream about it anyways”
As they begin bickering the familiar sounds of a guitar solo can be heard as the crowd erupts into cheers before “Barracuda” by Heart blairs over the audio system. The crowd waits in anticipation for Jade to come out, but instead the song fades and her and Jill appear on the titantron.
Jade: “Las Vegas, Nevada! :The crowd continues to cheer: The Sorority Girl has made it to this great city!!! Now, I am currently in the back with the LIVE results from the week long poll that has been going on since GodSBlood challenged me at Guilty Conscience. Jill, if you would please”
Jill turns on the television screen as random numbers start popping up on the screen before a staggering 96% show up under Fans Wanting the match; 3% don’t want the match; and 1% undecided.
Jade: “:turning back to the camera: Well well, you wanted the Sorority Girl GodSBlood? You got her! Me, and you tonight in Las Vegas!”
Jill: “Can you do that? Can you just make an impromptu match on the spot like that?”
Jade: “I’m not making anything, the fans want to see GodSBlood scream tonight, they will see him scream. I’ve already went over it with The Sentinel, and he seems to enjoy the idea of putting fans into the arena and making the show more widely televised! So tonight GodSBlood, wait, why wait until later?”
She stands up as Jill looks puzzled and leaves the interview area. She is walking down the hall as she starts walking towards the titantron as the camera shows her meeting up with Kristen and Teresa before the camera view cuts to the arena camera as “Barracuda” blairs over the arena’s sound system for a second time as the crowd erupts into cheers.
Erica: “Making her way to the ring, she stands at a petite 5’4” and is the Sorority Leader for the Pi Beta Phi Florida Chapter, “The Athletic Angel” Jade Bachman!!!!"
She stands at the center of the rampway as multiple cameraflashes can be seen throughout the arena as Kristen stands on her right and Teresa on her left.
David: “It looks like things are about pick up…Right now!!!!!”
Matt: “Things sure are picking up.”
David: “:sliding his chair further away from Matt: I’ll be over here…”
The three women stand in their trademark 2006 FHM rendition of the famous Charlie’s Angel pose as the crowd continues to cheer before making their way to the ring as Jade rolls into the ring and takes the microphone from Erica.
Jade: “We can get the party started right now GodSBlood!!!”
Jade is stretching in the ring waiting on GodSBlood response… | |
| | | | Darth Clay
XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 724
Age : 55
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Jade Caitlin Sanders 12/27/2008, 2:50 am | |
| *The scene opens up in the XFW womens locker room inside the American Airlines Arena as Kristen is holding an official XFW camera. She tests out the zooming capabilities as Jade tests out the microphone she is holding*
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Jade “Testing…testing…1…2…knockout!”
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Teresa “ We hear you loud and clear chica”
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Jade “Good. Markers?”
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*Kristen pulls out 3 permanent markers.*
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Kristen “Check!”
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Jade “Awesome! Let’s rock the American Airlines Arena!!! And don’t forget to start recording Kristen.”
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*All three girls stand up as Kristen turns on the camera holding the ‘Record’ button before they make their way out of the locker room and into the hallway. As they are walking down the hallway towards the entrance to the American Airlines Arena:*
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Jade “Are my Pi Phi sisters ready?”
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Teresa “You bet, I can’t believe we are in sunny Miami…hey!!! We should visit the chapter house at the University of Florida after we are done here.”
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Kristen “That sounds like an awesome idea! But you better not say Gator here in Miami, you know this is Hurricane turf! We can show them this tape of Sorority Sister TV, hmm, SSTV!”
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She walks past the GM’s office as all 3 girls stop looking at the match list posted outside the door."
~Jade “That’s totally awesome, SSTV! Hey Tre, who do I have tonight?”
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Teresa “You have…GodSBlood tonight.”
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Jade “Ooo, good to know!”
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*They continue until they make their way into the entrance where the fans are starting to pile into the arena. As they make their way through the double doors from the hallway the fans in the entrance erupt into cheers. The three girls then make their way to a premade booth set up as they all pile into it as lines of fans start lining up.*
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Jade “Now, tell me Miami, who’s your favorite XFW Knockout!?!?!”~ *The crowd starts to chant “Jade” as all 3 girls take out the permanent markers and starts signing mostly the 2006 FHM covers they have brought since she was advertised to do a signing session.*
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Jade “ Hey, you don’t have a magazine :she looks up at the fan who happens to be a female: Um, so what do you want me to sign?”~ *The fan then squeezes her chest together as the other fans start going wild and chant “Sign her chest”. Jade shrugs and then signs on her right bosom as camera flashes can be seen from all angles before posing with the girl as more camera flashes go off.*
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Kristen “I can’t believe she just did that!”
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Teresa “I can, hello, do I need to bring up Spring Break 2005?”
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Kristen “Good point”
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Jade “Hey, don’t be talking like you didn’t do anything that Spring Break either!”
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*They continue signing various XFW newsletter magazines with her picture in it before an XFW staffer comes up behind Jade tapping her on her shoulder*
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XFW Staffer “Hey, you know you are set to be on stage in like a minute right?”
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*Looks at the clock on her pink & purple I-phone.*
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Jade “Oh my gosh! I didn’t know it was so late! Tre! K-dizzle! We gotta go now! We are on stage like now!”
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*Jade blows a quick kiss to the crowd as all 3 girls start to panic as they look around.*
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Teresa “The double doors are locked from this side, oh my, Dante is going to be angry.”
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Kristen “Through the arena then!”
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*Jade and Teresa look at each other, shrug their shoulders and start to follow Kristen as she enlists the aid of the XFW security to help them through the fans entrance as she is recording their whole ordeal. They just reach inside the arena as Erica Durance is making her announcement.*
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Erica Durance “She hails from North Miami Beach, Florida, she is known as "Miss Pi Beta Phi", "The Sorority Girl" & "The Athletic Angel" Jade!!!!!”
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*"Barracuda" by Heart (live 1990 version) blairs over the sound system, as cheers can be heard through the whole arena. No one comes out, as Erica looks around as one of the staffers mouths to her to “Try again”.*
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Erica “I said, She hails from North Miami Beach, Florida, she is known as "Miss Pi Beta Phi", "The Sorority Girl" & "The Athletic Angel" Jade!!!!!”~ *"Barracuda" by Heart (live 1990 version) blairs over the sound system, as cheers can be heard through the whole arena. As they make their way through the fans helped by XFW Security, and over the microphone she had in her back pocket: *
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Jade “Miami, Florida!!
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*The camera zooms all around the arena trying to find her before seeing all the Yellow jackets of the XFW Security team.*
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Jade "Jade has returned to the Sunshine State, and it feels awesome to be here again!!!”
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*The crowd erupts into cheers as Teresa gets helped over the barricade by the fans, followed by Kristen, and then Jade :sliding into the ring.*
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Jade “Tonight, you will see the Sorority Girl in action as she takes on GodSBlood and tries to make him tap for her!
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*The crowd cheers again from her remark.*
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Jade "And then anybody else who wants to get tapped out by the Sorority Girl can stroll down that rampway since I have noticed a lot of trash-talking going on with the boys in the back. I might not have the strength and power to take you on, but you forget one thing, we are in Florida! We are on my turf now! And the second segment on Sorority Sister TV will be Miss Pi Beta Phi taking out her opponent in this very ring!”~ David Hood “Wow, she is very determined to win this match tonight.”
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*She then slides out of the ring and gives her microphone to Teresa as she starts to warm up.*
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*Leaning over looking at Jade.*
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Matt Scott “Well…how..can’t…she…”
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David “:snapping his fingers in front of Matt’s face: Back to Reality!”
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Matt “Of course, um, what was I saying?”
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David “All I heard was you drooling.”
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Matt “Um, I was going to say how can’t she be focused, she’s in Miami!”
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David “Sure you were.” | |
| | | | Jade
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