David Hood: "An unpredictable night so far, Matt! Chaos 'n' Mayhem is certainly living up to its name!"
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Matt Scott: "Thank the spirit of Saint Patrik that this only happens once a year!"
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David Hood: "'Spirit of...' what have you been smoking?"
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Matt Scott: "Laugh all you want, David! It's in chaotic times like this that I call upon the light brought forth by the Con..."
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~A bright flash of light and static interrupts Matt's spiel and the camera refocuses onto a scene of complete white. After a couple moments, a figure walks in from off-camera left a ways away. The figure turns and walks toward the camera, revealing Jack Power, dressed in his business suit, fingerless gloves, and Ray-Bans, but with short hair and clean-shaven. He kneels and faces the camera~
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Jack Power: "Welcome XFE to my home: Unreality. Not exactly an episode of Cribs, I know, but it's where I hang my boots. (indicates the changes to his face and head) Like the new look? Yeah, I've been doing some re-evaluating. I realize that this isn't what you're expecting, but, then, Mayhem rarely comes the way you're expecting it to."
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~Jack stands and begins to walk to the left across the white as the camera follows~
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Jack Power: "You see: all through last season, I was wondering what my purpose was, where I belonged. I began to feel... played out, predictable, plain. Not exactly things befitting the original Lord of Mayhem. (stops and turns to camera) ...but then you came along."
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~Jack turns and starts to walk toward the camera, which keeps its distance~
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Jack Power: "Yes, you, Pauk-O, the Last Element of Chaos. You saw me, flailing at my title of Lord of Mayhem, my guard down from my weeks of soul-searching, and decided to, in essence, poke a sleeping grizzly bear with a very, very short stick. And before I face you tonight in Chaos vs. Mayhem, a match where literally anything goes, I just want to say one thing: (smirks) thank you."
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~Jack turns and walks back to the right. The camera, seemingly stunned by Jack's "thank you", stays put as Jack walks off camera~
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Jack Power: "*AHEM!*"
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~In a panic, the camera lurches to the right and catches up with Jack and continues to follow~
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Jack Power: "That's better. Anyway, Pauk-O, I mean what I said. Thank you. Thank you for reminding me that I don't need a purpose, a reason, or permission to exist. I am... because I am. And if you want to try to claim my mantle as the Right Hand of Mayhem, you better being everything you have.*
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~Jack stops suddenly and walks toward the camera, which doesn't move, allowing Jack to get closer~
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Jack Power: "The problem is, though, you'll never be what I am, for one reason: as much as you bend the rules to get what you want, you are still bound by those rules. I am reality unbound; I am potential made real; I am the fourth wall."
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~As Jack finishes his line, his face fills the camera lens~
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Jack Power: "And you...are just another punchline."
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~Another blast of light and static fills the camera, then fades back to Matt and David at ringside, Matt still orating, and David having fell asleep~
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Matt Scott: "...laid naked before Him!"
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~Matt turns to David, sees that he's asleep and pokes him~
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David Hood: "Zzzzz... what? Oh, right. Cool story, bro. Now let's go back to the ring!"
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