Jay Thorn interview/a challenge for Boobinator (XFA 01/09)

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~The camera zooms in backstage to Jay Thorn, who looks like he hasn't shaved for a week or slept all night, as the fans erupt into a frenzy for the Murder City's own Machine Gun~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Jay, after your win at Natural Selection, you seemed to have all the momentum in the world. But last week and just before the season break, you suffered two serious losses in tag team competition and tonight you're facing Artagon one-on-one. With your issues with Boobinator, is there any way you can focus on tonight's match?"
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~Jay looks at Jaime with a rage in his eyes that is boiling over the usually calm and laid-back demeanor~
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Jay Thorn: "Get...out...of...my...sight."
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~Jaime quickly exits the cameras sight as Jay follows her with a glare before focusing back at the camera~
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Jay Thorn: "Last couple of weeks have been painful for the Machine Gun Army, first Playtime got one over me, then I got beat up by Super Dan and tonight I'm facing Artagon. Now, I could bitch about bad luck or say that they just barely beat me, but we all know that's not true and I'm still sore from last week. But its not luck that put Dan over, with his edge in experience and strength in the match last week. It's not luck that put me in there with Artagon tonight and gave Boobinator the night off. It's upper management."
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~Jay looks away for a moment, running his hand through his unkempt hair with his look becoming even more enraged and his fans chanting his name~
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Jay Thorn: "You see, the Murder City Machine Gun is a rebel, I'm the Guns N' Roses of the XFE, if you will. I DO NOT hang with the "right people", I DO NOT change who I am to please the "right people", I am who I am and if you don't like it, well....tough luck."
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~The fans erupt into an even louder chant of "We Want Jay"~
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Jay Thorn: "And for the last couple of weeks, I've been punished by management, because Boobinator is easier to deal with so they seem to be softening me up for Chaos N' Mayhem, while Boo is sitting at home. But guess what, I'm still standing here. And I have a challenge so we get the playing field even for the Last Man Standing match. Next week, I want Boobinator against me and the Pitbull in a handicap match, if he's man enough like I think he is."
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~Jay is about to walk away with the fans roaring. Suddenly he stops and turns back to look into the camera as it zooms to a close up of Jay's face, as Jay looks coldly into the camera~
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Jay Thorn: "As for tonight. Artagon, Welcome.....to the Murder City..... let's see if you survive."
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~Jay shoves the cameraman out of the way as he walks away~
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~The camera zooms in on Jaime Ray Newman backstage~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "At this time I would like to ask Boo to join me for a quick interview."
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~Boo steps into the scene and the crowd erupts with cheers~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Boo, earlier tonight Jay Thorn said he felt like he was being picked on by management for not being a team player and that you were getting favorable treatment before your upcoming PPV match. He also issued a challenge to you for a handicap match with himself and The Pitbull. How do you respond to this?"
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Boo: "I think Jay must have short term memory loss. If I recall correctly he and my brother went on a rampage at the end of last season and took out every member of the Young Gunz division except for myself and Playtime. It would stand to reason that Super Dan last week, and Artagon this week demanded a shot at revenge against one of the culprits, since the other one who happens to be my brother kind of left Jay holding the bag. It looks like he's the one paying the piper. As far as his challenge for a handicap match goes, I like a challenge as much as anybody but I'm not suicidal, why would I want to step in the ring alone against a team that pushed me and my partner, Super Dan, to the limit last week."
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~Jamie looks at Boo with a surprised look on her face~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "So you are turning down the challenge from Jay Thorn?"
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~Boo ducks his head and quietly answers~
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Boo: "Unfortunately yes I am."
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~The crowd begins to boo~
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~Boo looks up with a slight grin on his face~
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Boo: "Hold on, Hold on, I do have a better idea though, since apparently Jay is not happy with the partners The Sentinel has paired me with, how about me letting him choose my partner for next week in a tag team match. And since I'm pretty sure I know who he is going to pick for me, he'll need a partner too, then why don't I pick his partner."
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Boo, let me get this straight, you're proposing a tag team match between Jay Thorn and yourself, in which you choose each others partners?"
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Boo: "That is exactly what I propose."
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~The fans begin cheering wildly~
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Boo: "Jay, the ball's in your court what do you say, are you up for the challenge?"
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~The camera fades to black as Boo is smiling into the camera~
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