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~Saint Patrik is standing backstage, looking very serious. His black beard is immaculately groomed, his shining brown hair is pulled back into a flawless ponytail, his green eyes are made for piercing souls of sinners. He is wearing his white bulletproof vest emblazoned with the Crimson Cross of the Congregation, the Aggression Championship shining bright around his waist. He speaks in a soft voice.~
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"In these dark times, I stand before all you lost lamb as the true leader, the guiding light, the moral choice. I am here, in days of chaos and turmoil, to teach you about the true spirit of Christmas."
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~Saint Patrik pauses, flashes his gleaming white smile, and continues.~
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"What is the meaning of Christmas? The true meaning? I think you all know, deep inside, what it is. It is about your duties. It is about following your leaders and never questioning authority. Christmas is about everyone coming together as one, without anyone sticking out and trying to be a so-called individual. Christmas is about conformity, conformity to the true values that keep our great Congregation together."
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~Saint Patrik lowers his voice, his eyes piercing the camera.~
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"Christmas is about order. And about everyone coming together and preserving that order. Because every single one of you knows that a lack of order is an enemy of the True Faith and The Cleansing Crusade. Hence, a lack of order truly is a sign of insanity. Wouldn't you agree?"
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~Saint Patrik's voice becomes hard as he continues.~
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"Tonight, insanity will face order. Tick - the fifth rider of the apocalypse - shall be educated in the laws of the good and true and moral society that is The Congregation. By any means necessary, I shall defend the true values of Christmas!"
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~Saint Patrik lowers his head in prayer as the screen fades to black.~
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