*Saint Patrik makes his way to the confessionary booth with a serious look on his face.*
Saint Patrik: So, my dear lamb, do you have any sins to confess?
???: Pretty much.
Saint Patrik: Okay then, my child, begin. I'm listening.
???: Father forgive me for I have sinned, I have a bad temper and I keep beating up people where ever I go, can you help?
Saint Patrik: That's a serious problem. If you say a few hail mary's - and put a serious amount of money in the collection, to suit the severity of the sin - thou shalt be forgiven.
???: WHAT YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT SAYING THE NAME MARY OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILST FILLING YOUR POCKETS IS GONNA HELP MY ANGER PROBLEM?
Saint Patrik: Worthy...? Is that you?
Worthy: YES IT IS, WHATS IT TOO YA?
Saint Patrik: In that case you might as well leave now as even I can't perform miracles like that.
Worthy: What do you mean by that?
Saint Patrik: The show is not long enough to listen to all your sins, you masked miscreant.
Worthy: Okay, I understand, but can I make peace with my creator anyway.
Saint Patrik: You should praise your Lord.
Worthy: Sure I can do that.
Saint Patrik: Get on with it then.
*Worthy gets on his knee's and clasps his hands*
Worthy: Dear creator, can you please stop writing role-plays for this fantasy wrestling promotion where I end up beating people up as it makes me look like a violent thug which I am not because I am Worthy by name, worthy by nature and I don't need to resort to such behaviour, Amen.
*Saint Patrik goes round to Worthy and pulls him out of the booth*
Saint Patrik: Take your Masters Of Mayhem mumbojumbo elsewhere because in my church we worship The Lord, not some imaginary person playing some wrestling role playing game. What you are saying is utter rubbish and you along with the rest of that cult you call the Masters Of Mayhem need to stop with all this blasphemy!
Worthy: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!
*Worthy runs screaming out of the church, leaving Saint Patrik with a puzzled and disturbed look on his face.*
Worthy: HOW DARE THAT WORTHLESS PARASITE DISRESPECT THE MASTERS OF MAYHEM.
*The Masters Of Mayhem show up calm him down*
Jack Power: You see Worthy I told you that the church of Patrik can not solve your anger issues.
Worthy: Yeah your right, lets go to the pub then as it's your round.
Jack Power: Okay but no bar room brawls this time.
