(Playboy approaches the interview area - before the interviewer can even say a word)
Playboy: Diamond Troy Justice. Today will be a day you will never forget... or should I say, it will be a day you'll never remember. Today you climb into that ring, stare across to see The Playboy. Your knees will tremble.... your stomach will get queasy.... and then the bell rings and you come face to face with the newest sensation in XFW. You have to wonder - just what have you done to the GM to get put into this mess? But it just doesn't matter. You can't run, you can't hide. And, most of all.... YOU... CAN'T.... WIN.
I hope you brought your lady friend to this match. After all... once I'm done with you, I'll be looking to entertain a lady or two this evening. And none of the ladies can resist this...
First I'll take your pride... then, I'll TAKE your bride!
(Playboy steps away without the interviewer saying a thing)