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This RP is up early so QuanBeast and MorbidDistruction can edit it
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~Worthy walks into a hut where Quan is meditating~
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Quan: "Enter misguided child."
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Worthy: "Oh great Quan I need you infinite wisdom regarding my path in life."
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~Quan pulls out a mobile phone and phones his wife to tell him he will be late home today as this client could take all day~
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Worthy: "Take all day? I'm not that far gone am I?"
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Quan: "Sorry but when you learned the truth about this reality, your mind did not have the storage capacity to harbor such information and as a result your mind is in overload."
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Worthy: "Okay, so what can I do about it?"
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Quan: "Find your animal within you."
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Worthy: "Look Quan this ain't Mortal Kombat and you are certainly no Night Wolf, so just help me already."
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Quan: "Patience child as finding your animal instincts within will help you find the real you."
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Worthy: "That makes no sense, but I'll give it a shot."
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~Quan gives Worthy an odd looking drink~
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Quan: "Here drink this as it will help you reach inner peace."
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Worthy: "I thought it was my inner beast we were looking for?"
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Quan: "Trust me Worthy one. In my home country this drink is highly revered. Many herbal extracts to improve mental power. Essences of wild grasses to balance your inner chemistry, (mumbling) a strong hallucinogenic, (loudly again) as well as Quan finest homemade rice wine."
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~Worthy drinks the potion and passes out but is somehow still able to communicate with Quan although sub-consciously~
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Quan: "Tell me what you see in your visions."
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Worthy (sub-consciously): "I am flying."
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Quan (Gazing into the distance as if following the vision): "Good, good."
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Worthy (sub-consciously): "I soar high above the clouds."
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Quan (Smiling): "Excellent."
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Worthy (sub-consciously): "But my wings have fallen off."
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Quan (now without the smile): "Not so good."
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Worthy (sub-consciously): "I plummet to the ground, dead, and burst into flames."
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Quan (shaking his head): "Very bad."
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Worthy (sub-consciously): "...Wait!! the ash is gathering together and there is fire surrounding me and I am flying again with new wings."
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Quan (smiling broadly again): "Now that's what I'm talking about."
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~Worthy then snaps out of the vision as Quan claps~
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Worthy: "What just happened to me as I feel like I've got the worse hang over ever whilst at the same time I was tripping."
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Quan: "You were not tripping, you were having a vision and it worked as that was your inner-animal that you saw yourself as."
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Worthy: "Yes but in all seriousness the phoenix bird is a mythical creature and does not exist."
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Quan: "Maybe so, but there are many similarities between yourself and a bird that rises from the ashes, so maybe think about what you've just witnessed in that vision and come back again as we are now out of time and also your friend wants to speak to you."
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~Just as Quan says that Morbid Distruction bursts into the hut~
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Morbid Distruction: "There you are Worthy, I've been looking all over for you as you have not spoken to me since last season."
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Worthy: "Sorry, just got a few problems to sort out."
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Morbid Distruction: "Don't we all, so build a bridge and get over it as we are currently still tag team champions, so instead of feeling sorry for yourself and buying into Quan's mumbo-jumbo here, maybe you should focus on us defending our tag titles because you need to get your head in the game and quick or else we will lose them titles."
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~Worthy just pushes past Morbid Distruction and walks out of the hut alone as both Quan and Morbid Distruction look on~
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Quan: "Oh and for you information Mr Distruction, It is not Mumbo-Jumbo."
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Morbid Disturction: "Yeah and this ain't a custard pie either."
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~Morbid Distruction splats Quan in the face with the custard pie and walks out of the hut shaking his head~
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