Malkyto vs Worthy pre match banter 9/17

Spoiler:

*A very odd entrance music plays*



*Worthy makes his way to the ring wearing a Sombrero and carrying a pinyata to a chorus of boo's*

David Hood - How disrespectful to this sold out crowd here in Santiago.

Matt Scott - Liven up David, he is only having a bit of fun...

David Hood - ...and you would think someone would have told Worthy that this is not Mexico.

*Worthy walks into the ring and grabs a microphone and starts talking like speedy gonzales*

Worthy: Holla de amigos!!

*The crowd boo*

Worthy: You see senior putty cat in this match i'm going to hurt you good, so you better becareful essa as I am too fast for you to catch.

Matt Scott: HAHAHAHA!! I tawt!! I tawt!! A putty cat!!

David Hood: First David that is the wrong cartoon and secondly don't encourage this behaviour by our former champion.

*Malkytos music plays and he walks towards the ring, over to Matt Scott and slaps him, then carries on walking to the ring*

David Hood: You asked for that Matt.

Malkyto: He needs a sense of humour

*Malkyto walks upto Worthy in the ring and Worthy pulls out a bag of Doritos*

Worthy: Hey Hommes, would you like a Dorito?

*Malkyto slaps the bag of Doritos out of Worthy's hand*

Worthy: Bad putty cat!! Nobody wastes my Tangy Cheese Doritos!!

*Worthy cheap shots Malkyto with the microphone*

[Sounds nice for me.

- "ARRIBA ARRIBA Y ÁNDALE ÁNDALE ÁNDALE!!!"
Speedy Gonzales, any time he runs... at least, in the spanish version]

Glad you like it as I mean no offence (just trying to become more heelish).

Its OK, I know. Its just a Role Playing.

Ultimo Guerrero is at his locker room. The Tv is on but the volume is off. Ug is
sitting bacwards to the Tv so he can't watch what is happening in the ring. He
is eating nachos and talking with a girl who, apparently is kneeling between
Ug's legs with her head on his croach. We dont see what exactly she is doing.
Camera show sus Ug from behind the girl, almost from the floor.

Girl- Oh, Ultimo! You did it again! You drop it on the floor!

UG- My fault, Carmencita! I can't control my self.

Camera moves and we say what the girl is really doing. She is cleaning the mess Ug is
causing while eating his nachos. Sauce and Doritos all over the floor. Then she
gets up and sees whats on Tv.

Carmencita- Hey, UG isn´t that your tag team partner, Malkyto?

UG- What?

He then turns over and see the scene.

UG- Cago en la puta! It’s that Worthy guy again! He
never learns!

Then he gets up in a rush and accidently he throws all the nachos on Carmencita’s face.

Carmencita: Oh! You spread it all over me, you cabron!

Ug looks to the camera and stares for 2 seconds. Then turns around, open the door and
leaves the room.