["Fake It" by Seether plays as gp pato enters the arena, walking towards the ring with a mic in hand]
GP Pato: "Hello Boston,"
[crowd cheers]
"If you've seen our XFW shows in the past few weeks you would have noticed two matches between me, 'The Aussie Devil', and 'The Kiwi Icon' Jeremy Alsop. If you were keeping score, you would know it's 1-all, and I just can't keep the rivalry at level pegging, so I'm suggesting an Aussie-Kiwi Showdown to determine this classic rivalry of an Aussie against a Kiwi."
[crowd cheers]
"QUIET!!!"
[crowd boos, as flames erupt from the four corners of the ring, with "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC being played in the background as gp pato continues to talk]
"So Alsop, if you're back there, come out here and answer my challenge... oh, and Alsop I have one condition... Since I have to put up with the conditions of hell how about we put this match in the harshest conditions possible... A HARDCORE MATCH."
Jeremy Alsop: "Hey Devil."
[GP Pato looks at the Titantron, as crowd starts cheering]
"Oh... look at that, how pathetic is that? He can't even speak face-to-face with me"
[crowd boos again]
"Here I am Devil. You know I was thinking exactly the same way as you. It's one all and I hate having things as a draw. So if it's a Aussie-Kiwi Showdown you want, then it's a Aussie-Kiwi Showdown you shall get. But wait, this ain't gonna be like those "Aussie Brawl" you and Slugger have been in. No, no, this will be worse. You've never faced anyone like this before and when it is all said and done, Your Kiwi Icon will have his hand raised by the ref and then go straight after whatever is left of Travo after The Sentinel has finished with him. Now there's something for you to contemplate."
[Jeremy waves bye to GP Pato and the Titantron goes blank]
"Well Kiwi Unknown, all I heard in that was this is going to be worse than those 'Aussie Brawl' matches since I'm playing you, I somehow doubt that."
[crowd boos]
"QUIET BOSTON, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME WANT I'M ANGRY"
