~"The Movie" by AEROsmith begins to play. "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes down to applause from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring, and motions for a microphone~
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Matt Scott: "This guy...The choke artist is gonna speak. Hopefully, he doesn't choke on his words tonight. Is he on the card tonight? He'll choke then, for sure."
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David Hood: "How many championships have you held in XFE??"
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Matt Scott: "I'm a broadcast journalist. If there was a championship for that, I'd be the champion for sure."
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David: "So, you just go through life, not caring about anything but yourself?? Must be nice to be you..."
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Matt: "I gotta say, It's great being me."
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David: "Let's see what "The New Age Superman" has to say..."
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Jesse Blue: "Seems Jay Thorn has a problem. There I was...in a match with the XFW Heavyweight Champion. A win...and I'm in. But suddenly, who shows up?? Jay Thorn!!"
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~The crowd cheers at the mention of Jay Thorn~
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Jesse: "This kid decides that he's been overlooked, when it comes to the XFW Championship. It's so unfair!"
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~Jesse begins to flail his arms around while bouncing around from foot to foot. He uses a high pitched whiny voice to openly mocking Jay Thorn~
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Jesse (as Jay): "But I'm Jay Thorn! I'm the 'Motor Gun Assassinator Machine'."
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Jesse (in a serious tone): "You're a little kid. who stuck your nose in a man's business. You deserve what you have coming to you. I'll show you why little kids should not get involved in the business of men."
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Jesse (as Jay): "But, I'm the longest reigning Young Gunz champion!"
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Jesse: "So? You were a guy who didn't know what he was doing, winning matches against other guys, who didn't know what they were doing."
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Jesse (as Jay): "But we're the longest reigning tag team champs..."
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Jesse: "You never beat General Quarters for those belts."
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Jesse (as Jay): "But, I've won multiple titles here! I'm the longest running..."
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Jesse: "Shut the hell up! You never beat me for any of those titles. The only reason you were able to hold those titles, is because veterans like me, move on to bigger and better things. We don't talk...and talk...and talk...and talk about how we were this and we were that. We don't live in the past. We work for the future. You could take a lesson from the superstars you think you're better than."
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Jesse (as Jay): "But I created the most dangerous matches, and I won them. I am the face of extreme. My matches are the match of the night, every night."
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Jesse: "You are a gimmick...a long winded, loud mouthed gimmick. The reason you aren't put in high profile championship matches, is because you don't have it. You are viewed as a one trick pony in a cheap trick circus. If you were worthy, you would see yourself on the top of the card, instead of the undercard. There's a pecking order here. It would be my pleasure to show you where you stand in that order."
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Jesse (as Jay): "But I beat this guy, and that guy..."
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Jesse: "You've never beaten ME. You couldn't even beat your kid brother. You may have a problem, but I don't. I'll kick your teeth so far down your throat, that you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush them. Yeah... No problem... I'm sure our boss won't have a problem booking a match between us. It's probably not good for business to book a main event guy against a guy on the undercard. But I think it might be good for his personal business. Make sure you show up, and watch your back... you just pissed off the XFW Heavyweight Champ. I'm sure he'll be looking for you..."
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