The sincerest form of flattery... (Aggression 11/26/11)

~Suddenly 'Rooftops' by Lost Prophets blasts through the arena, sending the crowd into a frenzy~
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Brandon Routh: "Oh boy, looks like the champ has something to say!"
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Reggie Miller: "I don't understand what these people see in him."
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Brandon Routh: "He's a genuinely good guy and...."
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~As Brandon is about to finish his sentence, a relatively small man walks out of the back, wearing Slugger's tights, a blond mullet wig, a fake long white beard and is using a walker that has a foam version of the Aggression title in the walker basket. Behind him is obviously a man wearing all black with a black wig with the hair in front of his face and a small fake wing on his back. On the way to the ring, the man dressed as Seraphim is obviously yelling at the other man. As the fans see them and realize the deception, a rain of boos begin~
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Brandon Routh: "This certainly is NOT the Aggression Champion. I would suggest someone is begging for a beating."
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Reggie Miller: "A-hahahahaha. You sure, Brandon? He walks like Slugger and he looks like him. Maybe Cryl put Slugger in the dryer for proposing to Seraphim."
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~As the two make their way down to the ring, the fake Slugger tries to walk the stairs but falls down, so the fake Seraphim throws the walker in the ring and then helps Slugger up the ring steps. When the fake Slugger tries to step in the ring, he trips over on the ropes and loses his temper, throwing a tantrum. He then demands a microphone as the fake Seraphim makes "her" way to the ring~
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"Slugger": "I is Slugger! I is the champion of the Aggression!"
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~The fake Slugger takes the foam belt from the walker and tries to hold it up but his back buckles~
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"Slugger": "Ooooooh, my back! I's not as young as I's used to be. But I's still the champion. I just don't like to defend this title. As a matter of fact, this title means nothing to me's!"
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~The fake Slugger drops the foam belt and kicks it away, only to hold his leg for a moment as laughter can be heard from the crowd~
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"Slugger": "See, I's know what you peoples wants to hear. You wants to hear how I woo'd this young man's world right here."
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~As the fake Slugger tries to put his arm around the fake Seraphim, Seraphim slaps him accross the face, again to the amusement of the audience~
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"Seraphim": "I'm a WOMAN!"
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"Slugger": "That whats I's said. Young man. But I's also knows that nobody cares abouts me's so I's have to talk about the two most importants mans in XFE today. D'em Punkass Thorns!"
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~The crowd cheers for the D.A.S, realizing who the two are~
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"Slugger": "That's rights! I know them punks are only interesteds about Cryl and Playboys. But see, nobody pays any attention to me's anymore, so I need to talk abouts them Thorns to get any attention around here."
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~The fake Seraphim takes the mic from the fake Slugger~
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"Seraphim": "You said Thorns. Thorns have titles. I want title."
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"Slugger": "Yes, yes. I go talk to Worthy and get you title match."
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"Seraphim": "I want title, NOW! I want title, I want title, I want title. I WANT TITLE!"
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~The fake Slugger goes over to take the foam Aggression belt and tries to hand it to the fake Seraphim~
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"Slugger": "Here you go, you can have this title, I don't wants it."
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~The fake Seraphim slaps him across the face again, sending the foam belt flying as the fans laugh~
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"Seraphim": "I WANT JAY-JAY TITLE! NOW!"
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"Slugger": "Yes honey, whatever you say honey, I get you Jay title honey."
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~The fake Slugger bows down to the fake Seraphim, acting as if she owned him. As the fans laugh, the fake Slugger takes of his wig and beard and straightens himself out for the first time, revealing Jay Thorn. As the fans cheer, Pitbull takes off his wig and the wing~
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Jay Thorn: "See, this is what we've been watching week in and week out here on Aggression. Now, I get that Slugger can't handle women and that he's a sorry excuse for a champion. But last week, you said we knew exactly where we can find you. But see, the problem is, we don't want to find you and we didn't take any cheap shots at you. We were talking about Cryl and Playboy. But hey, we get it... trying to pick a fight with us will distract everyone from the truth."
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~Jay gives the mic over to Pitbull and goes over to pick up the Extreme Fight and Universal-X Championships. He gives Pitbull the Universal-X Championship and puts the Extreme Fight Championship over his own shoulder~
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Pitbull: "See, we know that your trying to make people forget the fact that your Aggression Champion. Because you know that if someone like say one of us were to challenge you, you'd lose the one thing that validates your entire XFE career, Steve. Lucky for you, we're already booked to unify these titles and challenge for the Tag Team Titles all the while defending what will be the Unified Universal-X Championship, so we're a bit busy to challenge for your title as well."
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~The Thorns get a mixed reaction, which doesn't phase the brothers at all~
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Pitbull: "Which is off course why you feel safe talking trash about us and calling us punks..... In your private locker room naturally, because if you did it in this ring like a man, you know from history we'd just come out and put your old, decripid a** in the hospital."
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(Slugger?)

wahahahaha AWSOME WORK!

~Rooftops by Lost phopets plays over the arena P.A system as the REAL slugger comes out of the backstage area, he seems ticked over and rushes down to the ring as the fans erput into cheers, Slugger has his aggression championship around his waist~
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Brandon: "And he's the real champ! and his looks ready for a fight!"
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~Slugger reaches the ring and hesitates entering but after a couple of seconds he slides into the ring... he goes up to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd who are on their feet cheering him on, the thorns just sit back and watch not impressed at all~
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Reggie: "Slugger better pay attention to the thorns or he will get what he deserves an ass whoppin!."
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~Slugger gets down from the turnbuckle and stares down the thorns who are not backing away one bit, Slugger motions for a mic and is handed one by a stagehand~
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Slugger: "What's up guys!!?, nice little skit you had here...a bone tickler this one!"
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~Slugger laughs a little but then gets a serious look on his face~
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Slugger: "But once again you two PUNKS! have put your foot in your mouths!, when will you two learn some respect! I thought last week i was being nice, saying im willing to give you guys a match! the match that will finally! bring you guys up to my level.. but no you two PUNKS! decide to once again talk smack and come out here and do a little joke... granted im
flattered you two want to be more like me and seraphim.. but you guys should not have done that!."
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~Jay raises the mic to his lips but slugger cuts him off before he can speak~
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Slugger: "Wait Jay I have one more think to say, you two say your busy with my soon to be brother in laws and your match at Unsolitary Confinement, well ok how about we settle this thing! right here! right now!"
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~The whole arena burst into applause at the mention of Slugger vs D.A.S~
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Slugger: "I'm right here, take your best shot. I'm not hiding! whats stopping you?"
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~Jay and Pitbull exchange glances as to see that they agree~
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Jay Thorn: "See, it's you who hasn't learned yet. We don't put our foot's in our mouths. But you know what, I'll be more than happy to show you what I do with my foot."
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~Jay gets right in Slugger's face~
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Jay Thorn: "So, I'll tell you what. I'll go in the back and I'll change this **** into my wrestling gear. You go talk to management and as always, try to politic your way out of this. Then when you realize you can't, meet me in this ring and I will kick your teeth down your throat and become the brand new Aggression Champion."
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~Jay stands firm in the middle of the ring, challenging Slugger~
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~Slugger gets a grin on his face~
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Slugger: "Who wants to wait for management! lets do this right now! im sick of you and your brother! you two think your better then me, you two want me to respect you! well an old friend of mine once said that respect can only be earned though battle! so lets GO!"
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~Slugger unclasps the Aggression title and slides it out of the ring and takes his T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd and stands right now in front of Jay waiting for him to throw a punch~
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~Jay smiles a bit and unclasps the Extreme Fight Title and gives it to Pitbull, saying, 'I got this'~
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Jay Thorn swings his open hand at Slugger
and strikes him in the face performing a strong Slap, causing the crowd to OOOOOOH!!!
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Brandon Routh: "Oh my, these two are about to explode again."
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Slugger smiles and looks at crowd
and takes Jay Thorn down starting to throw punches performing a devastating takedown!!
As Slugger mounts Jay Thorn
and starts raining down punches performing a violent beat down!!
Jay Thorn is able to hook up Slugger's hands
and rams his head into Slugger's nose performing a Fantastic Headbutt!!
Jay Thorn rolls over
and starts reigning down punches performing a devastating beat down!!
As Slugger flinches off Jay Thorn, who gets up
and throws his leg, kicking Slugger in the chest with force performing a violent Savate Kick!!
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~As the two brawl, security comes out and separates them before any more damage is done~
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Brandon Routh: "Finally security is separating these two, but I have a feeling this one is far from over."
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Reggie Miller: "Ya think? These two want to rip each others heads off."
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perfect!! cant think of anything more i can add

great work as always jay!