D.A.S going through paperwork... (Aggression)

~As the lights in the arena cut out, "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play through the arena, causing the audience to start cheering~
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Brandon Routh: "Earlier tonight Playboy told the D.A.S that in order to get a shot at the World Tag Team Titles, they had to put up the Universal-X and Extreme Fight Championships. And it looks like they have something to say."
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Reggie Miller: "Do they really have to do this? Can't they just leave?"
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~As the guitar intro blasts off, the lights suddenly turn back on in red and purple as the D.A.S come out in their street clothes and with the titles hung over their shoulders. Jay is noticeably carrying a clipboard in one hand as the the crowd goes insane for the brothers~
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Brandon Routh: "And here they are. Two of the most successful young talents on the roster, not to mention two of the more controversial characters. And I think we all know what that clipboard Jay has in his hand is."
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Reggie Miller: "I'm surprised they haven't just thrown that clipboard away and ran off with their tails tucked between their legs."
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~As the brothers get to ringside, Jay slides the clipboard into the ring and they go to pose on the turnbuckles for a moment as fans take pictures, before Jay gets a mic from a stagehand. He then fixes the position of the Extreme Fight Title and gets in the middle of the ring~
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Jay Thorn: "My, my, my....Haven't we gone and pissed off the ol' "Playboy" talking about him."
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~Jay smiles as chants of "D.A.S!" can be heard throughout the building~
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Jay Thorn: "Not that it's too hard. I mean just like any other hairless gorilla, he isn't too bright so all we had to do was not kiss his spotted roid-a** and he felt like someone was taking a *BLEEP* on his legacy."
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~Jay looks at the clipboard in his hand and then at the hard camera in front of him~
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Jay Thorn: "Now, Playboy, we were looking to do this face to face like men, but you were too much in a hurry to run backstage so I guess this will have to do...again. We know why your angry. We know why your frustrated. It's because nothing is working like it should, is it?"
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~Jay looks at Pitbull at his side and then back at the camera~
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Jay Thorn: "You always wanted a brother. Then, when you find out that you do have one... You have absolutely nothing in common with him...Hell, you can't even have a conversation with him."
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~Jay looks down and laughs sarcastically~
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Jay Thorn: "Then you figure in your little brain, 'well, he's big and known as a monster, maybe if I team with him, I can be relevant again and everyone on the roster will be wetting themselves at the mention of us'. That looked like a real good idea, huh? At least until a couple of guys that are less than half your size come out and don't even flinch at you."
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~The brothers shrug their shoulders and look at each other~
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Jay Thorn: "You just can't catch a break can you. So we get why your so frustrated, Paul. And we get what this little thing is."
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~Jay waves the clipboard at the hard camera~
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Jay Thorn: "This...is your attempt at reclaiming your manhood by having us duck out of taking those World Tag Team Titles from you. But the thing is...And if you actually cared about this product, you'd know this...We were ready to put our careers on the line to get a shot at the Tag Team Titles. So here's the deal..."
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~Jay takes a out a pen and signs the contract, passing them over to Pitbull, who also signs~
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Jay Thorn: "We already signed a month ago to compete against each other to unify these titles at Unsolitary Confinement. And that's what we're going to do. So here's what you can do, big man. Once we beat the *BLEEP* out of each other in that steel cage and unify these titles, come down to the ring. Or if you want, make it the Aggression show after Unsolitary Confinement. We don't care. But after we unify these titles and our contractual obligations on that are done, we'll be more than happy to kick your teeth in."
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~Pitbull gives the clipboard to a stagehand, who rushes it backstage as "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold" blasts again and the fans go insane at the match being booked as the brothers leave the ring and go backstage~
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Brandon Routh: "This is huge news! The D.A.S has signed the deal, they will first fight each other to unify the Universal-X and Extreme Fight Championships and THEN face the Blood Family for the XFE World Tag Team Titles!"
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Reggie Miller: "They just signed their death certificate if you ask me!"
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