~Our view opens up with the massive Covenant standing, arms crossed, enduring a verbal harangue from Courtney Day for never having gotten around to picking a decent sacrifice for his participation in the 6-Way Title Match. He takes it stoically, not trying all that hard to appear bored. When he gets a moment to shove a word in edgewise, he responds~
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Covenant: "I told you, I've been busy. But it just so happens that I've been busy setting up my sacrifice. And I'm finally ready to reveal this new, major development. If I am pinned or forced to submit, I will..."
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~He turns to look directly into the camera~
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Covenant: "Pause dramatically..."
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~He grins and shoots a big, cheesy thumbs-up before turning back to face Courtney~
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Covenant: "Stop boning the mother of the guy who gets the win. Completely. Just cold turkey. And I'll stop forever."
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~Stunned silence falls over the room for a moment. Long enough for Covenant to give another horrific, smirking thumbs-up to the camera~
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Courtney: "You tempt me to say 'what is this I don't even.'"
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Covenant: "I have been working on this for two weeks. Because you can't stop doing something until after you've started. That's just basic logic."
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Courtney: "I'm to understand that you've spent two weeks seducing the mothers of the other contestants."
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Covenant: "Lady, the seductions didn't take more than a few minutes each. But in a couple of cases, I needed to have a shovel, a moonless night, and more sheer willpower than you can possibly imagine."
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Courtney: "Go. Just go. I'm going to decide your stipulation myself."
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~Covenant shudders briefly, lost in thought, then shrugs his shoulders~
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Covenant: "All I can say is, I really went the extra mile on this one and I'm a little disappointed you don't see it."
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~Fade out~
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Epic RP! 
