Funny finishers

a weird finisher from our newest wrestler: MATHLER:

MATHLER USCHAMPs his opponent by sticking his finger in pepper juice and sticking it in the wound of his opponent and draining his blood from the wound in the name of No Mercy and showering Champ's MILF
girlfriend in it and doing a bikini clad turtle at Tim's Beach House with Scotty and holding
the ejection door as it slams his face as he holds it and rolling 2 20-sided dice in the No Mercy Chat executing light No Mercy Roll-sides20!!

Well that confused the crap out of me. Did anyone understand that finisher?

TheDominator wrote:

Well that confused the crap out of me. Did anyone understand that finisher?

nope... my head just exploded...

I havnt seen that finisher. Does it have to do with pepper spray?

Spectaculus?? Isnt he the guy with the profile picture of King Leonidas looking really confused and saying "This isnt sparta, im confused!!"

Mike Hawk eats some food
burgers, hotdogs and other food executing devastating Tasty Meal!!

I was like WTF?!!?

Maybe it caused his colestrol to go through the roof and then he got a heart attack or a stroke and fell and you and he must of been really fat and you couldnt get up from the big lard.

Who knows how much damage this finisher does if it can take him and me from blue to red.


Ones Zeros pulls TheDominator still groggy, by his hair
Ones Zeros goes to the grocery store and buys some pineapples
and then shoves them down TheDominators throat executing LEGENDARY Pineapple!!
Ones Zeros tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
ONES ZEROS WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS THEDOMINATOR !!!!

Im not gonna ask about that


altough reminds me of a Chuck Norris fact (I know this isnt our inactice chuck norris threat but what the hell)


Chuck Norris dosn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

Brando googles his opponent
and finds questionable info on him executing Mortal Blackmail!!

The finisher of the knock of our very own Dark Ryder

Dark ryderr lift the opponent on his sholder looking in the crowd for smiley and make a big boom to wake him from his sleep
and slams him on the mat on a playboy magazine full with romanian chicks take a hammer from the audience and hit him in the head executing MORTAL Smiley's Hint Reloaded!!
WORTHY IS BLEEDING!!
Dark ryderr tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
DARK RYDERR E MISSY RAIN WIN THE MATCH BETWEEN TEAM MISSY RAIN'S TAG AND THE TEAM WORTHY DOMINATION

TheDominator wrote:

The finisher of the knock of our very own Dark Ryder

Dark ryderr lift the opponent on his sholder looking in the crowd for smiley and make a big boom to wake him from his sleep
and slams him on the mat on a playboy magazine full with romanian chicks take a hammer from the audience and hit him in the head executing MORTAL Smiley's Hint Reloaded!!
WORTHY IS BLEEDING!!
Dark ryderr tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
DARK RYDERR E MISSY RAIN WIN THE MATCH BETWEEN TEAM MISSY RAIN'S TAG AND THE TEAM WORTHY DOMINATION

it's not 'our' dark ryder!! this 'D.R.' has two r's, I overlined them for you!!!

I know didnt you notice me saying "knock of" means a cheap copy.

(the text added by me is not part of the finisher)

Urban stands next to his opponent
TD: Oh hello Urban I see your standing next to me
Urban: Crush you sucker!!
and crushes him onto the mat executing devastating Fall From Grace!!
TD:Ah im down im down im down!!!!


(I wont this match and it was a tournament match so I got 1050 FE!! )

I see you challenged Abdullah I remember him from WCWA, I guess he won since he hit a legendary.