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TheDominator XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1748 Age : 30 Location : New South Wales, Australia Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 12/16/2008, 3:50 am | |
| TheDominator springs to the ropes and runs towards his opponent grasping him by his leg Butter Chicken moves and dodges the a Flapjack and starts to counter-attack Butter Chicken grabs the grounded opponent's feet and falls backward throwing him to the turnbuckle performing a devastating Rocket Launcher!! Butter Chicken pulls out a stick of Butter and TheDominator looks on in disbelief Butter Chicken then kicks him square in the nuts executing LEGENDARY I Can't Believe Its Not Butter!! Butter Chicken tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... BUTTER CHICKEN WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS THEDOMINATOR !!!! | |
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Morbiddistruction XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 458 Age : 36 Location : Richmond, Indiana Registration date : 2008-05-03
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 12/16/2008, 1:22 pm | |
| Hah i love that one Dom! and its even better that it was you that got hit with it! you deserve a kick in the nuts =P | |
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"The Natural" XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 684 Age : 53 Location : West Palm Beach Florida Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 12/21/2008, 2:55 am | |
| Raiden grabs "The Natural" Jesse Blue and lifts "The Natural" Jesse Blue off his feet he then sends a surge of electricity into "The Natural" Jesse Blues head until it explodes executing HardCore Electric Decapitation!! "THE NATURAL" JESSE BLUE HAS A CUT!!! Raiden tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... RAIDEN WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS "THE NATURAL" JESSE BLUE !!!! Go figure... My head explodes... But I have a cut... | |
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"The Natural" XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 684 Age : 53 Location : West Palm Beach Florida Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 12/23/2008, 3:56 am | |
| You gotta be kidding... Woodstocks blink outside the ring and starts performing a dark ritual making "The Natural" Jesse Blue paralyze, undead units rise from the oblivion and slowly eat "The Natural" Jesse Blue flesh leaving him screaming in pain executing HardCore Night Of The Living Dead!! Woodstocks tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... OH MY GOD!!! THE REFEREE REVERSES HIS DECISION AND DECLARES A NEAR FALL!!! Woodstocks grabs "The Natural" Jesse Blue's hair Woodstocks grabs one "The Natural" Jesse Blue 's arms and spins, swinging him into the ropes, then lunges himself as well Woodstocks poofs suddenly "The Natural" Jesse Blue cover with heavy fog while a horde of hungry locusts start to appear and eat "The Natural" Jesse Blue flesh and leaving him rotten to death executing Mortal Death And Decay!! Woodstocks tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... WOODSTOCKS WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS "THE NATURAL" JESSE BLUE !!!! Here's your winner, and the NEEEEEEEEEEEW champion, Woodstocks! | |
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Morbiddistruction XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 458 Age : 36 Location : Richmond, Indiana Registration date : 2008-05-03
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 12/23/2008, 8:35 pm | |
| wow... you were that guys lunch xD | |
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"The Natural" XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 684 Age : 53 Location : West Palm Beach Florida Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 1/12/2009, 4:52 am | |
| So what did this dude even do to me??? Tell me a story?? The Joker! Wanna know how I got these scars My father was a drinker And a fiend And one night he goes off crazier than usual Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself He doesn t like that Not One Bit while he does it Turns to me and he says Why so serious Comes at me with the kn@ fe Why so serious He sticks the bl@ de in my mouth Let s put a smile on that face And Why so serious executing LEGENDARY Lets Put A Smile On That Face!! "THE NATURAL" JESSE BLUE HAS A CUT!!! | |
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TheDominator XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1748 Age : 30 Location : New South Wales, Australia Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 2/14/2009, 3:10 am | |
| El vato loco pokes TheDominator in the eyes and calls out James Axe who appears riding a Beer truck and Joshua Tree who comes out of the crowd handling a whip and shouting - THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE They enter the ring and while James holds down TheDominator Joshua whips is back and Vato ''borrow'' his wallet leaving TheDominator crying for a contract in E V W because it is the best Fed around here executing LEGENDARY The E V W Board Meeting!!
El vato loco tries to hit TheDominator with a punch but misses and hurt's himself and start's to swear in Spanglish when out of nowhere comes out a Mod holding the rules of TWG in one hand and a garden hose in the other shouting ''English only read the rules'' He gets in the ring and asks ''Who was it?'' and Vato says ''It was TheDominator'' Then the mod let's out a primal scream and starts hitting TheDominator with the hose executing LEGENDARY The Spanglish Motive!! | |
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TheSentinel Creator of X-Force Entertainment
Number of posts : 3440 Age : 37 Location : Missouri, USA Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 2/17/2009, 9:37 pm | |
| I Have Truly Disgusting Finishers PiNoY-PEKPEK licks his arm pits and then cups his FART executing violent Boomshakalakapwned!!
I Have Truly Disgusting Finishers I Poo On Yoooooooooooh executing The Poop On You
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TheDominator XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1748 Age : 30 Location : New South Wales, Australia Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 2/23/2009, 3:52 am | |
| King K.Rool somehow stretches his legs and then wraps it around the opponents neck but then the referee interferes calling the move illegal so King K Rool OMG he gets an AK 47 and shoots the referee and carries on with the move executing light Kings Lock!! King K.Rool keeps his weak submission hold | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 2/23/2009, 4:13 am | |
| The Inversion falls to the ground faking an injury as the ref tells Jade not to go near The Inversion, The Inversions lifts Jade in an Argentine hold Than The Inversion takes a short run and slams Jade on the mat and quickly goes for a pin executing LEGENDARY Inverted Samoan Drop!! |
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Dark Ryder XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1387 Location : Unknown Registration date : 2008-05-01
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 2/23/2009, 11:03 am | |
| King K.Rool, good ole donkey kong | |
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SaintPatrik XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 613 Age : 50 Location : Sweden Registration date : 2009-01-01
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/3/2009, 3:37 am | |
| 1337 quotes Full House and leaves Saint Patrik screaming in pain executing LEGENDARY John Stamos!! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/8/2009, 3:45 am | |
| lockeras Prepares the finger and pokes him in the side executing LEGENDARY Pokeee!! |
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"The Natural" XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 684 Age : 53 Location : West Palm Beach Florida Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/9/2009, 3:10 am | |
| Whoa. I just caught this. "legendary" and John Stamos in the same sentence. Wow, I guess it's better than falling victim to the Steve Guttenberg | |
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JPower
Number of posts : 1152 Age : 50 Location : Unreality Registration date : 2008-06-27
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/14/2009, 12:56 pm | |
| Mr. Strongman pulls out a hose and soaks the ring Then he throws you at the ropes but you fall and slide out of the ring to Smash your head on the cement executing LEGENDARY Slip N Slide!! | |
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QuanBeast XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 729 Age : 47 Location : Deepest Mongolia Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/19/2009, 8:19 am | |
| Some old faces: Cornelius Rupert "MaSSacre" grabs a chloroform soaked rag thrown to him by Officer Garcia, while Fatalstrife distracts the ref MaSSacre smothers Quan. HE'S OUT COLD! The 3 proceed to completely wrap Quan in barbed wire. MaSSacre, Garcia, and Strife drag the chump out of the ring and up to the top of the stage. Strife and Garcia set up tables below and light them on fire. MaSSacre throws Quan into the flaming tables executing LEGENDARY Barbed Wire Burned Alive One Man Massacre!! | |
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DieHard
Number of posts : 1390 Location : Ottawa, ON Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/19/2009, 1:19 pm | |
| Apparently Officer Garcia is BACK!! | |
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"The Natural" XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 684 Age : 53 Location : West Palm Beach Florida Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 3/24/2009, 3:51 pm | |
| Jake "The Rake" grabs his opponent's leg and twists it a bit, before slamming it on the mat, performing a devastating Playtime With Mr Penis!!
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QuanBeast XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 729 Age : 47 Location : Deepest Mongolia Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 4/20/2009, 10:24 am | |
| MIght have been posted before: The Evil Hippy lifts Quan on his shoulders and throws him high into the cheap seats and laughs while he falls down the concrete steps the Evil Hippy then slides under the ropes and grabs the bell while leaping over the rails and brutally beats ugly fat children and your rancid smelling morbidly obese mom with it executing LEGENDARY Random Act Of Violence To Strangers!! | |
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Jeremy XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1341 Age : 44 Location : Palmerston North, New Zealand Registration date : 2008-04-22
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 6/16/2009, 5:15 am | |
| The Jerm reacts to Jeremy Alsop running towards him by extending his leg for a huge boot to the face causing Jerm to accidentally release a bit of built up pressure in the process causing a loud raspberry sound executing devastating Ripper!!
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TheSentinel Creator of X-Force Entertainment
Number of posts : 3440 Age : 37 Location : Missouri, USA Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 7/25/2009, 2:14 pm | |
| Remorce Pulls something out of his tights and shows Milo a picture of his wife executing HardCore Oh The Humanity!! | |
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TheDominator XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1748 Age : 30 Location : New South Wales, Australia Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 8/7/2009, 9:35 pm | |
| John McGuirk Per day I would say I hate far more than I feel like I like something I like my western omelet but while I'm eating that there's about 17 other things that I hate like my apartment my breath whatever's on the TV whatever's in the paper Then I walk outside and it'll be a nice day Well that's great that's a good feeling for a split second and then I realize I hate my neighborhood because executing LEGENDARY You Apparently Can't Play Music After 6 00 Pm!! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 8/10/2009, 9:08 am | |
| wtf? - Quote :
- luke1278 ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ executing devastating Luke Richman Boss!! luke1278 tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... Playtime kicks out kicked his ass just for performing this finisher |
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TheSentinel Creator of X-Force Entertainment
Number of posts : 3440 Age : 37 Location : Missouri, USA Registration date : 2008-04-19
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 8/10/2009, 3:35 pm | |
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QuanBeast XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 729 Age : 47 Location : Deepest Mongolia Registration date : 2008-04-30
| Subject: Re: Funny finishers 9/2/2009, 8:44 am | |
| Just a place holder for our new tag team and tag finisher. SP, feel free to add/delete/edit the finishers as you see fit. Saint Patrik traps MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC at his corner and gradually lifts MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC to have MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC sitting on his shoulders Quan then climbs up to the top turn buckle takes aim at MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC sitting high above the ring and launches a flying clothes line sending MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC crashing to the mat with a sickening impact executing LEGENDARY Mongolian Inquisition!! MIKE "THE CHIN" PUNZASTIC IS BLEEDING!! Saint Patrik tries a pinning maneuver Referee starts counting... ....1.... ....2.... ....3.... SAINT PATRIK E QUAN WIN THE MATCH BETWEEN TEAM HUMPTASTIC !! AND THE TEAM THE BLESSED BARBEQUE !!!! | |
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