Jill Wagner trys to interview Worthy (10/14)

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~Jill Wagner is stood in the back stage area shaking and reluctantly waiting for Worthy~
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Jill Wagner: "I have been forced by XFE management to wait on Worthy's arrival so I can catch an interview with him."
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~Just as she finished the sentence, an pimped-out Ice Cream van comes charging at her, but she manages to jump out of the way~
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Jill Wagner: "Hey you nearly ran me over."
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~The Ice Cream van stops and Worthy, Morbid, and Alien all get out of the van~
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Jill Wagner: "What are you fools doing in an ice cream van that's been souped up?"
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Worthy: "It's not an ice cream van, it's an ice scream van."
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Jill Wagner: "Why is that then?"
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Worthy: "Because people scream when they see this ice cream van coming at them 100mph AHAHAHAHAHA!!"
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Jill Wagner: "Oh ha ha very funny Worthy, now onto important business as XFE management wants me to interview you so lets get on with it."
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Worthy: "Lets get on with it shall we?"
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Jill Wagner: "After all that's been going on it's safe to say that your mind has not been focused on the match..."
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~Morbid interrupts~
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Morbid: "See, even she knows that you've not been focused on the match and she is a dumb blond."
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Jill Wagner: "Hey!!"
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Morbid: "Sorry...a dumb bottle blond."
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Jill Wagner: "I can't wait for Jack Power to take you all out, so what do you have to say about that?"
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~Worthy is about to reply, but Morbid pushes in front of him and talks instead~
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Morbid: "The Psycho Carnival fears no one and if that Matrix Smith Agent wannabe wants some then I have a custard pie laced with poison waiting for him."
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~Worthy shakes his head and starts to walk off, but Morbid stops him~
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Morbid: "Look Worthy, I know you've got a lot of things on your mind, what with the men in white coats after you and I know that what Jack Power has said is playing on your mind too, but you need to get your head in the game because for the past 2 weeks you've not been focused and for the past 2 weeks you've lost and tonight's match against Ultimo Guerrero is a last man standing match, so go out there and win to prove that your not the weak link in the group and that your not the weak link in our tag team, *whispers to himself* although that maybe true."
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~Worthy turns around and attempts to do a rogue spear on Morbid, but he moves out of the way and hits Jill Wagner instead~
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Morbid: "That's the Worthy I know and love, but please be more accurate next time as you nearly hit me."
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Worthy: "Hit you? As if I would."
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~Then Worthy walks off whilst the rest of Psycho Carnival look on wondering what's going on with Worthy~
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Worthy... you're nuts.

But in a very good way!

SaintPatrik wrote:

Worthy... you're nuts.

But in a very good way!

Thats what Psycho Carnival is all about, LOL!!