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Just posting this early so that the other Psycho Carnival members can have a read through it and edit there parts if they need to.
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~The camera cuts to Jill Wagner in the back stage car park as she is running up to a circus tent in the car park~
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Jill Wagner: "I have spotted a circus tent in the car park and I am making my way there as we know who is behind it."
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~As Jill Wagner enters the circus tent, Morbid Distruction shoves a custard pie in her face~
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Worthy: "Hahaha you got creamed."
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Jill Wagner: "Yeah very funny, now can you give me a towel to clean my self up?"
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Worthy: "No need, I have a better way."
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~Just as he says that Worthy pulls a hosepipe from behind his back and sprays her with it~
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Jill Wagner: "Oh ha ha, I'm now wet, oh how you guys are so funny...not!!"
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~Jon Lum throws a towel at her~
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Jill Wagner: "Thank you!! At least someone is a gentleman."
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Jon Lum: "Erm...that's not for your face."
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~Jon Lum points at Jill Wagner's chest~
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Jill Wagner: "Oops!! I knew I shouldn't have wore white today."
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~Jill Wagner wraps the towel around her chest~
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Worthy: "Don't worry about it love because it is rather nippy outside."
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Jill Wagner: "Very funny Worthy, now when you guys are quite finished clowning around, I would like to do an interview with you all."
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Worthy: "Sure thing, come right this way."
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~Worthy extends his hand for her to shake~
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Jill Wagner: "Oh no, I'm not falling for the old buzzer on the glove trick."
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Worthy: "Don't be silly as if I would have a buzzer on my glove!! Just shake my hand and then we'll talk."
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Jill Wagner: "Okay then, but only to get the interview underway."
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~Jill Wagner shakes Worthy's hand, but Worthy's hand falls off in her hand causing Jill Wagner to scream~
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Worthy: "It's okay Jill, just a fake hand."
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Jill Wagner: "Right can we be serious for just a minute?"
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Worthy: "Why so serious?"
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Jill Wagner: "Quoting Batman now are we?"
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~Worthy grabs Jill's lipstick from her pocket and draws round his mouth on his mask to turn it into a big smile~
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Jill Wagner: "Very funny Worthy and I suppose Jon Lum here is the riddler."
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Jon Lum: "Awww that wasn't very nice and I was about to give you this present for your birthday as well."
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Jill Wagner: "I'm not falling for that one, it's probably a jack in the box knowing you people."
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~Jill Wagner grabs the box off Jon Lum and throws it against the wall smashing the box and causing little pieces of what seems to be a diamond necklace to fall out~
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Jon Lum: "You broke the diamond necklace, you ungrateful cow!!"
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Jill Wagner: "I'm sorry Jon Lum, but it's the thought that counts."
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Jon Lum: "Well you can have this present which was going to be a Christmas present for Erica Durance."
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Jill Wagner: "But Christmas is way off."
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Jon Lum: "I know, but I like to get them in early and save them till nearer time, but I can easily get another, so please accept this gift."
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~Jill Wagner takes the present off Jon Lum~
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Jill Wagner: "Oh thank you and sorry about the other gift."
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~Jill Wagner opens the box and streamers from several party poppers fly out~
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Jill Wagner: "You lot are starting to annoy me now."
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~Worthy turns to Morbid and mutters quietly~ "Now she knows how we feel when we have to sit through her interviews on Total Wipeout USA."~
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~Jill Wagner stops removing the streamers from herself and looks at Worthy angrily~
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Jill Wagner: "I heard that Worthy!!"
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Worthy: "I'm sorry but your no Amanda Byram."
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Jill Wagner: "Who's she?"
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Morbid Distruction: "Oh she is that hotty from the UK version of Total Wipeout."
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Jill Wagner: "Whatever, I just want to do an interview with somebody right now."
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Worthy: "Fine with me, so ask away."
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~Jill Wagner taps the microphone but it's not working~
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Jill Wagner: "Now look what you've done, all that water has cause my microphone not to work."
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Morbid: "At least you didn't get electrocuted."
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~After he says that he shows his glove with an electric buzzer on~
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Worthy: "Oh not to worry as I have a spare microphone right here."
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~Worthy puts the microphone under Jill Wagner's face and as she leans over to speak the microphone squirts her~
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Jill Wagner: "I don't know what I'm doing trying to reason with you fools."
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Worthy: "Awww don't be like that, were only playing with you."
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Jill Wagner: "Forget it Worthy I'm out of here."
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~Jill Wagner starts to walk towards the entrance of the tent whilst Jon Lum taps Worthy on the shoulder~
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Jon Lum: "At least she didn't go all weird and start calling you a jerk like Tom Cruise did when someone did that prank on him."
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~Jill Wagner tries to exit the tent but she's blocked by the Worthy wraiths that are now wearing clown masks instead of there skull masks that they used to wear~
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Jill Wagner: "Excuse me I want to get out."
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~The Wraiths start walking towards her which causes her to walk back then Morbid sticks his leg out and causes Jill Wagner to trip over~
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Morbid: "Don't fall it gets you down, ha ha ha!!"
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~All the Psycho Carnival members stand over her and surround her~
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Worthy: "Next time you enter our circus tent, make sure you have a ticket."
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~Worthy throws a ticket at her as the other Psycho Carnival members helps her up to her feet~
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Jill Wagner: "I'm getting out of here as you are all insane."
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~Jill Wagner walks out of the tent only to get tarred and feathered by someone in a blue shirt with black hair, but unfortunately the camera man is still in the tent and only picks up this guy from behind~
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Worthy: "Looks like our new recruit has arrived."
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~All the Psycho Carnival members make there way out of the tent, but Jon Lum turns round and heads back in~
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Morbid: "Jon where are you going?"
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~Jon Lum picks up one of the candles then drinks from a petrol can and spits the petrol over the candle like a fire breather causing fire to shoot at the camera man which causes the footage to end~
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i like it
