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~The scene opens up showing a title screen..."Tales from the Date Files". A feed from a hidden camera shows a pretty brunette female to the left of the camera...and Playboy sitting on the right of the camera...wearing a beret...and a waiter clearing the table, as it appears dinner is done~
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Female (laughing): "That was very funny, Pierre."
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Playboy (in a French accent): "Yes. My frrrriends tell me I ‘ave a verrry good, how you say....sense of humor. Hopefully, you like a sense of humor in de men."
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Female (nodding): "Absolutely! I love a man that can make me laugh."
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Playboy: "Dat is good."
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Female: "And this dinner was absolutely incredible! Escargots...oyster...you really know how to spoil a lady."
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Playboy: "Only da best forrrr da best."
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Female (holding Playboy’s hand and looking into his eyes): "I looooove your accent. Say something French to me!"
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Playboy: "No, no no...not rrright now, my sweet..."
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Female (interrupting): "Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I would be..." *wink* "very grateful!"
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Playboy (uncomfortably): "Umm...ahhh...I speak Frrrench...uhh...but only in Chinese...umm...you....would not understand."
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Female (confused): "You speak French....in Chinese?" *Taps Playboy’s hand and laughs.* "Very funny, Pierre....come on...speak French to me! I don’t understand French anyway, so I’d have no clue what you’re saying.."
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Playboy: "Oh, for you, my dear...I will...but only once."
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~Playboy clears his throat and tries to put on his sexiest French accent~
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Playboy: "Who goo mat, la fez mah garreh." *raises eyebrows twice with a sexy smirk*
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Female (mesmerized): "Oooohh my god...what did you say?"
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Playboy: "I said you have de most beautiful eyes, my love."
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Female (blushing): "Well, thank you Pierre. That is very sweet."
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~She lets go of Playboy’s hand and reaches down beside her and picks up her purse~
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Female: "I need to take a powder break, and I’ll be right back."
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~She gets up and, on the way by, bends down and gives Pierre...err...Playboy a kiss on the cheek~
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Playboy: "I will get da check and den we can take a walk down to da boardwalk."
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Female (with a wink): "Sounds great!"
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~As she walks away, Playboy takes the piece of paper off his lap, folds it and puts it in his pocket. He then grabs the hidden camera and looks into it~
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Playboy (losing the accent): "Well...it looks like Pierre here will be hitting the sheets with this fine honey, tonight! This is, like...the most amazing plan ever! Did you get a good look at her?? This is going to be an incredible night!! But, this is the end of the line for you. Until next time...night night! Remember...." *quickly looks around* "winning matches," *quickly looks around one more time* "and tapping asses, baby!"
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~The feed cuts and the screen returns to ringside~
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Matt Scott (shaking his head): "Oh my god...I can’t believe this! Do we need to see this?"
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David Hood: "What? I think we need to see more!"
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Matt Scott: "You would! I can’t believe that Playboy is actually successful with that website and this crap he’s pulling. What is wrong with these women?"
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David Hood: "What do you mean what is wrong with these women? Did you get a look at her?"
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Matt Scott: "Yes, I saw the same clip you did."
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David Hood: "Did you notice anything wrong with her? There was absolutely nothing wrong with her in my eyes, that’s for sure. She was definitely hotter than any woman you could get."
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Matt Scott: "I get plenty of hot women. Did you not see that model I was with at dinner?"
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David Hood: "She was a model?" *mumbles to self* "For Alpo, maybe..."
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Matt Scott: "What did you say?"
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David Hood (looking surprised): "Oh, nothing...nothing at all."
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Matt Scott: "Let’s go to Erica in the ring, waiting to call the next match."
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~The scene fades from ringside and to Erica standing in the ring~
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Matt Scott: "Seriously...what did you say, David?"
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David Hood: "I said absolutely nothing! It must be interference in your headset....WOOF WOOF!"
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