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~Darkness covers all arena, and there's smooth on the four corners. "Back in Black" by AC/DC starts to play, and there are two men in the ring, sit in armchairs, wearing suits. Another armchair is in the ring, but nobody is there~
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Lenny Sten: "Ladies and gentleman, my name is Lenny Sten and it's beginning Sacanagem!"
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Kevin Rey: "I am Kevin Rey. Lenny, what a wonderful night!"
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Lenny Sten: "So glamorous... This is Stable Warfare! We're in a PPV Kevin!"
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Kevin Rey: "Yes, I know! And that's why we are so chic!"
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Lenny Sten: "We're great in these clothes!"
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Kevin Rey: "Absolutely! Lenny, do you know the similarity between a humble Argentinean and the Superman?"
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Lenny Sten: "I don't know Kevin... Tell me please"
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Kevin Rey: "Neither of two really exists!"
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~Crowd laughs~
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Lenny Sten: "Hahaha, but I believe!"
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Kevin Rey: "In humble Argentinians?"
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Lenny Sten: "No, in the Superman! I saw him beating mrend Saturday! And Kevin, do you know how to save an Argentinean when he is drowning?"
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Kevin Rey: "I have no idea"
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Lenny Sten: "Great!"
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~Crowd laughs more~
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Kevin Rey: "Talking about Argentinians, tonight, our special guest is from Argentina!"
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Lenny Sten: "Yeah! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Randal!"
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~Randal makes his way to the ring with cheers from the crowd. He enters in the ring and sit in the armchair calmly. Then, he starts to speak.~
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Randal: "You can talk everything you want about Argentina, but nothing can change the fact that Maradona was far better than Pelé!"
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Both: "WHAT?!??"
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Kevin Rey: "Has Maradona given you something to smell? Because you're very crazy tonight!"
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Randal: "And I tell you more! Lionel Messi is better than Ronaldinho! He is better than anyone! The greatest player in the world!"
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Lenny Sten: "I... I can't believe that I am hearing this... I can't believe..."
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Kevin Rey: "Neither I Lenny... They should implant a Wellness Policy here at X-Force to avoid cases like this..."
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Randal: "And I still tell you more! The Brazilian team is only not considered the Brazilian biggest shame because Sacanagem is worse!"
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~Crowd: "Woooow"~
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Lenny Sten: "Kevin, this guy must be kidding me, HE MUST BE KIDDING ME!"
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~And Lenny goes to attack Randal, but Kevin holds him~
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Kevin Rey: "Hold on Lenny, ignorance is Argentinean"
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Lenny Sten: "You're right Kevin, you're damn right..."
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Kevin Rey: "Randal... I know why you look like a horse... Because I saw your mother grazing in the field!"
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~Crowd: "Woooooow"~
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Randal: "Kevin... You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow."
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~Crowd: "Ohhhhh"~
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Kevin Rey: "You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo!"
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~Crowd: "Wooooooow!"~
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Randal: "If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair!"
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Lenny Sten: "hahahaha!"
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Kevin Rey: "Lenny, what the hell?"
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Lenny Sten: "Sorry, but it was funny..."
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Kevin Rey: "Randal, you're so ugly, when you were born, your mother thought you were a mirror!"
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~Crowd: "Wooooooooooooooooow!!!"~
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Randal: "Don't talk about my mom guy... You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents!"
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~Kevin Rey is going to hit Randal, when Lenny Sten holds him~
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Lenny Sten: "Don't remember? To not be like this ignorant people?"
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Kevin Rey: "There's no problem in beating in a pamonha... Release me Lenny!"
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~Lenny Sten releases Kevin and both are looking to Randal, with angry expressions. Lenny calms down and says:~
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Lenny Sten: "Yeah, you're just a Pamonha!"
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Kevin Rey: "Pamonha!"
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Randal: "Ahhh, come on! Get real! I know what that "Pamonha" thing means!"
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Lenny Sten: "What?!?"
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Randal: "Pamonha is a corn based food that you people eat in Brazil. Boy, that thing have a horrible taste... But it also means that someone is coward, dumb, or anything like that! Well, let me be clear to you: I'm not a coward. "
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Kevin Rey: "Congratulations! You discovered the most amazing secret in history! Want a prize, pamonha?"
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Randal: "And you may think that I am a Pamonha, but your girlfriend doesn't think this way!"
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Kevin Rey: "WOW MAN! I'LL GET YOU!"
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~And Kevin starts brawling with Randal, but the security men separate them.~
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Kevin Rey: "Be careful Randal, because some day, I will catch you, and it will be nothing funny for you!"
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Lenny Sten: "And with the security man saving Randal, it ends Sacanagem!"
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Kevin Rey: "Yes, it ends! Now I will put my ass in a chair and watch the best wrestlers in the world in this amazing pay-per-view!"
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Lenny Sten: "We hope you liked it!"
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Kevin Rey: "I really didn't like this Sacanagem..."
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Lenny Sten: "Really Kevin? I DON'T CARE!"
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Kevin Rey: "Go to hell Lenny, let's get out of here and watch some wrestling!"
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~And "Back in black" is played again, while they leave the ring and go to sit at the first line, and the staff people clean the ring.~
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