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~Darkness cover all arena, when suddenly, Back in Black, performed by AC/DC starts to play. Colored lights shine in all arena. Kevin Rey and Lenny Sten make their way to the ring, with some applause of the crowd. In the ring, Lenny Sten and Kevin Rey get a green and yellow microphone, and Kevin Rey starts talking with the crowd~
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Kevin Rey: "You must know it, but why don't say it? I am the sexiest Brazilian boy in X-Force, Kevin Rey! And I'm here with the biggest loser ever, Lenny Sten."
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Lenny Sten: "Wow wow, Kevin, let me introduce myself! I am the Brazilian Pride, the Big Machine, Lenny Sten!"
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Kevin Rey: "Anyway... Tonight history is being made!"
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Lenny Sten: "Tonight will be remembered as a glorious day! Maybe, in the future, July 8th be a holy day!"
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Kevin Rey: "Tonight is the first Sacanagem ever!"
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Lenny Sten: "And this is the first of many that will come..."
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Kevin Rey: "Yes Lenny! But there's only one problem..."
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Lenny Sten: "Where it is?? What's the problem?"
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Kevin Rey: "We don't have ANYTHING to talk about today."
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Lenny Sten: "No? Do you know Rated OP and Pedro.Rhormes?"
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Kevin Rey: "Yes, I know that couple of losers, they are a Brazilian tag and... Why do you wanna talk about them?"
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Lenny Sten: "Because they are the worst Brazilian tag team ever!!"
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Kevin Rey: "Yeah! But I have to admit. They are the prettiest couple I’ve ever seen!"
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Lenny Sten: "Yes, you’re right at this point! But you and me form the best Brazilian tag team!”
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Kevin Rey: "I’m not sure about this, cause I’m good and sexy but… You’re loser and…"
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Lenny Sten: "Shut your mouth Rey! I’m not a loser, I’m just without luck here at X-Force…”"
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Kevin Rey: "You have no luck since you were born!!"
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Lenny Sten: "Anyway, we were talking about Pedro and Rated OP right?”
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Kevin Rey: "Look! The losers are coming!"
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~Pedro.Rhormes and Rated OP appear on the arena, and while the crowd boos, they make their way to the ringside. Getting there, they start to speak~
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Pedro.Rhormes: "You're both losers, and Sacanagem is stupid!"
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Rated OP: "This gossip show has to come to an end immediately. I don't know what they were thinking when allowed you to make this show."
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Lenny Sten: "Rated OP... Pedro..."
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Kevin Rey: "We really don't care about what the prettiest couple of X-Force think about us!"
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Lenny Sten: "But we will laugh when you got your asses kicked by us!"
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Pedro.Rhormes: "Talking is cheap, but you can't beat us in the ring, and you, Lenny, you are the biggest loser that ever walked in X-Force..."
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Kevin Rey: "DON'T TALK THIS WAY WITH LENNY!"
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Lenny Sten: "What the...?"
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Kevin Rey: "Kevin Rey is the only one who got the right to humiliate him, suckers, you can't do it!"
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Lenny Sten: "Pedro, you said that we can't beat you, right? So, GET IN THE RING PAMONHAS!"
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Kevin Rey: "Let's see what you can do pamonhas! Come on..."
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Rated OP: "We’re gonna show you who is the best Brazilian tag team."
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~Pedro.Rhormes and Rated OP prepare themselves, while Lenny Sten and Kevin Rey close the show~
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Lenny Sten: "And now, we’re gonna take Pedro.Rhormes and Rated OP in a tag team match!"
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Kevin Rey: "Pamonhas will get what they deserve."
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Lenny Sten: "And this is the first end ever of Sacanagem!”
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Kevin Rey: "We hope you have liked it."
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Lenny Sten: "But if you don't..."
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Both: "WE DON'T CARE!"
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Kevin Rey: "Bye bye! Kisses to the chicks, hugs to the boys."
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Lenny Sten: "See you next week, and now, watch us beating Rated OP and Pedro.Rhormes!”
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