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~Darkness... And then... "Cherry cherry boom boom...", and Kevin Rey talks with Lenny in the dark~
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Kevin Rey: "What the hell is that?"
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Lenny Sten: "It's Lady Gaga! I asked to change it today!"
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Kevin Rey: "Go to hell Lenny! Hit the music!"
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~And then, "Back in Black" by AC/DC starts to play. Colored lights for all the arena, and in the middle of the ring, Lenny Sten and Kevin Rey sit in a sofa~
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Kevin Rey: "That's the way I like it! It's beginning, Sacanagem!"
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Lenny Sten: “I am Lenny Sten, and I dance like anybody else!”
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Kevin Rey: “What? Whatever, I am Kevin Rey, and I’m sexy like anybody else!”
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Lenny Sten: “Last week was absolutely historical!”
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Kevin Rey: “First Sacanagem ever, and Lenny won his first match ever, where are the applause ladies and gentleman?”
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~Crowd cheers~
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Kevin Rey: “We defeated the worst tag team ever, and they are the worst couple too…Did you see them struggling tonight?
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Lenny Sten: “Tragic…”
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Kevin Rey: “But tonight, is not a day to cry… I know that we destroyed that beautiful relationship, but we have special guests tonight!”
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Lenny Sten: “Ladies and gentleman! It’s not a pleasure to present you, but please welcome Steel Girder Steve and Hydramon!”
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~Steel Girder Steve and Hydramon make their way to the ring. Getting there, they sit in another sofa, in front of Kevin and Lenny Sten~
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Lenny Sten: “Steel Girder Steve…So, you worked as a blacksmith?
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Steel Girder Steve: “Ye…”
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Kevin Rey: “A blacksmith? What the hell? Ladies and gentleman, we have a poor hard-working man here, can I hear the applause? This man worked very hard to get success in life! However, he is just a Pamonha here at X-Force! What a FAILURE!”
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Lenny Sten: “Pamonha!!”
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~Crowd boos~
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Steel Girder Steve: “Man, look…”
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Lenny Sten: “Shut up! You just say something when we ask you something, okay?”
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Kevin Rey: “Now we’re going to talk with Hydramon!”
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Lenny Sten: “Hydramon! The man who hits everybody with his cane!”
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Hydramon: “Sorry, but that is mrend and…”
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Lenny Sten: “Whatever…”
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Kevin Rey: “Pamonha is always the same”
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Hydramon: “Pamoin is your mo…”
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Steel Girder Steve: “You both are all the time saying we are pamonhas, but I guarantee that we can beat you!”
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Hydramon: “Yes! Yes! A match, right now! What do you think, Pabonhas, pamanhas, whatever…”
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Kevin Rey: “If you want pain, we give you pain! Get in the ring Pamonhas!”
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Hydramon: “Well…We’re already in the ring…”
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Lenny Rey: “What Kevin tried to say is…Remove the sofas from the ring, then, GET IN THE RING!”
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~They all get up, Hydramon and Steel Girder Steve starts to remove the sofas from the ring, while Kevin Rey talks~
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Kevin Rey: “And while the slaves clean the ring for us, it ends the second Sacanagem!”
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Lenny Sten: “We hope you have liked it!”
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Kevin Rey: “But if you don’t…”
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Both: “ WE DON’T CARE!”
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Lenny Sten: “See you next week. Now we’re gonna beat the weak!”
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Kevin Rey: “A rhyme! Week… Weak… Great!”
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Lenny Sten: “I know… I’m awesome!”
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Cherry cherry boom boom - beginning of “Eh, eh”, by Lady Gaga
Sorry for any offense... And we know that are some here, but that's what the Sacanagem is about ^^
Anyway, if you want us to change something, we will be glad in doing it =)
Feedbacks please... More Experient people, please say what we could change to improve Sacanagem
And thank you for reading =D
(I was forgetting, please, after Rated OP and Pedro.Rhormes match ^^)
