The crowd is buzzing as it enjoys the atmosphere of XFW's first PPV. Then suddenly, JD Allgood's music hits . . .
David Hood: Who's this?
Matt Scott: Well, obviously it's JD Allgood. And, as always, his man-servant is with him.
JD makes his way down to the ring, he is wearing the finest Armani white shirt with black suit trousers. He is wearin a pair of expensive looking shades as well as a large plaster on his forehead. He looks very dispeased with the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. Some fans reach out to touch him, but he moves aside swatting their hands away. Afolston, in traditional butler gear is following closely behind, but makes sure he gets to the ring first to help JD in.
JD takes a microphone as he stands in the ring with Afolston just behind him. He waits for the crowd to stop booing before he speaks:
JD Allgood: You know, all week long all I've been hearing about is 'Guilty Conscience'. From all the freaks in the back, to these two muppets sitting at the announce table, to all you ignorant, idiotic, imbeciles sitting in the crowd tonight, to all the sad, pathetic losers sitting at home whose only sexual encounters occur with a copy of National Geographic and a bottle of hand-cream!
The crowd boo wildly and a chant of "You Can't Win!" breaks out in reference to JD's 100% loss record in XFW so far.
JD Allgood: (Smiling to himself and Afolston) I would say that looking at my $300 shirt and this $10,000 Rolex and the fact that I have a degree in Psychology from one of the best Universitys in the world, would suggest I HAVE ALREADY WON! HA HA HA!
The crowd boo again, even louder.
JD Allgood: Now, it seems the only person round here who should have a guilty conscience is The Sentinel. This guy seems more content with giving a bunch of undeserving nobodies a chance to become the Extreme Fight Champion. Rhynio, or whatever the hell his stupid name is, isn't fit to shine my shoes. And Bleeding Face?! (JD rips off his plaster from his forehead, showing a deep gash caused in his last match against Jeremy Alsop. He looks menacingly into the camera, eyes bulging) THIS, IS A BLEEDING FACE MY GOOD MAN!!! I've been in this ring with a demented sado-masochist (Darth Clay), a psycho (Hadestar) and a donkey-eating, Mongolian freak (Quan). I have taken everything they've thrown at me and I'M STILL HERE!!!
Sooner, rather than later, I will be wearing X-Force gold around my waist! A word of advice for Mr. Sentinel and Mr. Dante, start showing me the respect I deserve, or action will be taken!
Whatever happens, I assure you this, (JD looks deep into the camera and smirks) it's gonna be good . . . it's gonna be ALLLLLLLGOOOOOD!!!
JD's music plays as he leaves the ring with a big grin on his face.
David Hood: What a jerk. What an idiot!
Matt Scott: Action will be taken? What does this mean?
slugger XFE Hall of Famer
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Subject: Re: JD Allgood speaks at Guilty Conscience 21/5 5/19/2008, 7:50 am
Matt Scott: wait what is this
David hood: yes it's the slugger finally someone to finally shut this guy up.
Slugger: hey jd
JD Allgood: W..
Slugger: shut up I've had enough of you coming out here and depending respect the only why to get respect in this bussiness is to bet the man and i'm the man so i've you want respect you have to face me if you beat me you will earn my respect.
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