- Super Force!!! Tesla rocks the howse!
Match 1 (Hardcore) - Saint Patrik over Serious Pat Booker via pinfall after a
MORTAL Sign of the Cross
- Dominator is pissed that he's not on the show. "You'll see! I'll take over XFE and I'll be in the main event on every show!!! You'll see!" [/sarcasm]
- Slammy award winning match between Sentinel and Jeremy Alsop! (Don't worry, he came back, but he brought (shudder) his brother with him...)
- NBT wondering where MoM are... or, rather, they're not
Match 2 (Steel Cage, UXC Title on the line) - sharkman over Diamond Troy Justice (c) via match rules
- XKM plot and plan. No good can come of this...
- Malkyto reiterites his desire to beat down the-artist-formerly-known-as-Y2K and warns the rest of the XKM to stay away by threat of ball-hanging. (Ouchie!)
Match 3 (X-treme Cage Match, XFC Title on the line) - Killswitch Overdrive over Malkyto via match rules with a little help from his friends
- Malkyto - Match -3, Stars 21.6
- Killswitch Overdrive (bleeding) - Match +5, Stars 4.7
- DC mocks Quan. Those three words don't even begin to describe it. Go watch it. Seriously.
- Jeremy Alsop meets Dark in the hallway, learns of Dark's curse and takes his sandwich. (ed: I never thought I would write those specific words in that order. Ever)
Match 4 (I Quit)
- Quan breaks stuff... then breaks DC
Match result: Quan over Darth Clay via match rules
- Jeremy plays Subway delivery guy, mocks DC, and gets himself into a First to Five match for his trouble. DC falls for one of the classics.
- Another Slammy winner: over-the-top-rope battle royal. *snif* I miss Felipe
- Slugger wonders where the crap Sisky is.
Match 5 (Hardcore) - Justin Alsop over the slugger via pinfall after a
MORTAL Whiplash and some help from Sisky
- Justin "Don't Call Me Felipe" Alsop finishes slugger off with a ATB through the table
- Sentinel and DC argue over the MoM. Will they show up?
...
...
Yup
Match 6 (XFE Tag Team Titles on the line) - Natural Born Thrillers over Masters of Mayhem via JD Allgood making Worthy submit
- Black Worthy clone comes out to taunt Worthy. Worthy gives chase
- JD Allgood - Match +.5, Stars 8.15
- Paul "Playboy" Andrews (cut) - Match +.5, Stars 12.55
- Jack Power (cut) - Match +.5, 7.1
- Worthy (screaming in pain) - Match +.5, Stars 11.05
- Worthy talks, Jack talks, then plays quick change artist, then leaves the locker room with a nice glow... wait, what?!
- BANE celebrates their wins
Match 7 (First to Five, Aggression Title on the line) - Jeremy Alsop over Dark Ryder via match rules after a
MORTAL Whiplash and Darth Clay's misfire with a kendo stick... again
- Final flashback: Slammy-award winning Ladder match between Sentinel and DANTE
Match 8 ("It" Match) - DANTE over Abdullah "Iceberg" Sullivan, Zolea Vipper, and Korenwolf
Fall 1:
ICE pins DANTE after a
devastating Frozen Wind Effect (Match: ICE +1, DANTE -1)
Fall 2:
Korenwolf pins
ICE after Zolea heaped everyone together with a
devastating flying headbutt (Match: Korenwolf 0, ICE 0)
Fall 3:
DANTE gets
Korenwolf to submit after a
powerful One's Atonement (Match: DANTE +1, Korenwolf -1)
Fall 4:
Zolea Vipper pins
DANTE after a
MORTAL Venom Drop (Match: Zolea Vipper 0, DANTE 0)
Fall 5:
DANTE pins
Zolea Vipper after a
MORTAL Devil Trigger through the table! (Match: DANTE 0, Zolea Vipper 0)
- Korenwolf - Match -1, Stars 12.45
- Zolea Vipper - Match +1, Stars 19.6
- DANTE (cut by Zolea) - Match 0, Stars 26.35
- ICE - Match +1, Stars 4.9
. Everything else is great 
