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~Weird Al's Fat begins to play as Big Fatty V makes his way down to the ring. Big Fatty V gets a mic and enters the ring~
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Brandon Routh: "Big Fatty V must be devastated after what happened at Super Force."
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Reggie Miller: "Ten bucks says this big fat tub of goo wants another match with Gobeer."
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Big Fatty V: "At Super Force I had everything taken care of. I had a Steel Cage around the ring to keep Destiny from once again preventing me from destroying Gobeer. And that woman destroyed everything. I don't understand it because she told me she had booked a suite at the hotel and she promised me that she was going to celebrate in a very special way with the winner."
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Reggie Miller: "I bet she celebrated with the winner."
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Brandon Routh: "That is horrible, unfortunately she didn't really lie to Big Fatty V."
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Big Fatty V: "I was so looking forward to the night. I was finally going to crush Gobeer and then Amber said she was going to rock the winners world in that suite. I was finally going to lose my virginity."
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Brandon Routh: "Folks we want to pardon the language and subject matter here Big Fatty V is just so distraught over his loss I don't even think he knows what he is saying."
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Reggie Miller: "Shut Up Brandon! I want to hear this idiot make an even bigger fool of himself."
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Big Fatty V: "I was finally going to get to see some boobs that were not my own."
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Reggie Miller: "Oh my God this is hillarious."
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Brandon Routh: "Again folks we pardon the language here."
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Reggie Miller: "No we don't. Kids pay attention this is what happens when you eat junk food and turn into a big fat slob as opposed to when you work out to get a finely toned physique like Gobeer has done."
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Brandon Routh: "You didn't get enough love as a child did you?
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Big Fatty V: "I can honestly say that right now I don't know what I am going to do next. I have let all of you fans down. I am nothing more than a worthless fat pig."
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Reggie Miller: "Well I finally agree with him on something."
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Big Fatty V: "To my fans I am sorry I let you down. I do not know when or if I will be back but know I always appreciated your support."
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Brandon Routh: "It looks like Big Fatty V is going to be taking a temporary hiatus from the ring."
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Reggie Miller: "Thank god! Gobeer and Destiny got rid of him."
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~Big Fatty V drops the mic and heads backstage~
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, this could be a start of a character change for you. Fatty gets buff and becomes a stud. Just a thought.
