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~Elisha Cuthbert is shown in the interview area standing alone~
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce to you...your Tag Team Champions, The Natural Born Thrillers!"
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~Playboy and JD Allgood step into the interview area with the tag team belts draped over their shoulders, wearing their suits and designer sunglasses~
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Now, Thrillers...we spent a few minutes together this afternoon and you had some pretty strong words for X-Force management."
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JD Allgood: "Elisha, honey...as you all may notice, we are standing here not dressed to wrestle. We absolutely had some things to say about how the Thrillers..."
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Playboy: "THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS, DAMMIT!!!"
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JD Allgood: "...are not wrestling in front of all our adoring female fans here tonight at St. Pat's Day Massacre."
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Let’s cut to the footage, shall we..."
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~The scene cuts to the lobby of the arena earlier in the day. The fans are packed into the lobby and they appear to be lined up. Elisha is walking ahead of the camera and speaking into the microphone~
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Elisha Cuthbert: "The environment here for X-Force Entertainment's St. Pat's Day Massacre is electric. The fans are here hours before show time for an autograph session with some of the superstars of XFE. All the champions are here giving some of their time back to the fans."
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~Elisha approaches The Natural Born Thrillers at the beginning of the table~
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Thrillers. How would you describe this scene here?"
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Playboy: "You’re looking damn fine, Elisha. But this crowd here is incredible. The fans are great, the ladies are especially hot. And, hey...they’re Irish, so they’re already loaded."
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JD Allgood: "It’s good to get out here and have a chance to meet our fans."
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Now, in looking at the card for tonight’s pay-per-view...unfortunately, you guys are not on the card. Have you been advised why?"
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JD Allgood: "No we haven’t, but let’s be honest here. No one here in XFE likes us to be the champs..."
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Playboy: "...but no one has the (censored) to come out and try to take the belts from us."
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JD Allgood: "We’re too (censored)ing good....too (censored)ing smart for anyone to get the upper hand on us. So we take on the little challenges that management here forces in the ring with us."
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Playboy: "There is no team here that matches with us. We’re up here." ~holding his hand above his head~ "While everyone else is down here." ~pointing below his waist~ "Everyone has a big mouth to say they’d like to do this and do that, but when the time comes for someone to step up...where are they?"
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JD Allgood: "They’re scared. The big mouths in the dressing room....XFE management...they’re all afraid of the Natural Born Thrillers. No one can stand in our way when we wanted these belts, and no one can come and take them away."
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Elisha Cuthbert: "So, what are your plans for tonight, then?"
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Playboy: "We’re going to take in the show...watch...and laugh."
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Elisha: "Laugh??"
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JD Allgood: "Yes..laugh. Laugh at the sub-par talent that was chosen to be here, while thousands of fans have their NBT signs...their NBT merchandise...the disappointment on their faces knowing that they will not be seeing us....laughing knowing that the emails and phone calls will be coming in to XFE complaining that their biggest attraction was not even on the card..."
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Playboy: "All the people at home calling in demanding refunds. When it’s all said and done, this will be one of the lowest grossing pay-per-views in XFE history, all because the powers that be here in XFE have their heads shoved too far up their (censored) to see that we are the reason why people watch."
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JD Allgood: "But, you know what...we don’t care. We’ll sit back and watch. Management here has to answer to the stockholders...the investors in this company to answer why the final tally was so low...not us."
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Playboy: "Now, if you don’t mind, Elisha. There are some fans waiting here for autographs, so we do have some work to do."
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~Playboy slaps Elisha on the rear end and it makes a loud smack~
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Elisha: "Aaah..." ~rubs her behind, chuckling~ "There you have it. The Thrillers are not happy about being left off the card, but not really concerned with it either. Was it a mistake leaving them off the card? That will remain to be seen. This is Elisha Cuthbert from the lobby of Croke Park Stadium...here in Dublin, Ireland."
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~Scene cuts back to Elisha and the Thrillers in the interview area~
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Elisha Cuthbert: "Some strong words, indeed. Do you have anything further to say?"
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JD Allgood: "In all honestly, Elisha...it’s all been said. We don’t have anything else to add. So we’re going to head back to the dressing room, fix us some drinks and get the party started. Let’s go, Playboy."
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~JD walks away from the interview area. Playboy stays behind a second and gently gropes Elisha’s behind slightly. Elisha jumps a little startled~
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Playboy: "Sorry about that bruise, baby. When you’re not too busy, come on by the dressing room and I’ll make it feel better."
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~Playboy winks at her and walks away. Elisha blushes as the scene fades to black~
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