Sith Report II

Darth Clay is sitting on a chair backstage.

"I am so glad to be here today at the (place location here)" Crowd cheers. " As you can see, I am here alone but I do come bearin g gifts for you all. I have rare footage for you that I want you all to see. Please run the video for all."

The jumbotron starts to play. From Dark Union Productions....The Sith Report.

Standing in the middle of a ring is sharkman dressed as Qui. "98,99, almost there..100!! Outstanding. What a demonstration you just put on Quan."

Into view comes gp pato dressed as Quan. In his hands he holds breaded deepfried round objects. " Thank you Qui, I just can not get enough of these Mountain Oysters.(for those of you who do not know, these are deepfried bull testicles) They are the most delicious things I have ever eaten."

A phone rings and shark/Qui answers a huge 1980's style cell phone. " Hello. Yes he is here. Right, I will give him the phone right away." He puts his hand over the speaker and says "Quan, it is the Ambassador of Mongolia for you. I just love all this new technology that we now have available in the homeland. " He hands the phone to gp/Quan.

"Yes Ambassador I am here......Why thank you, I am glad you are all proud of me....No sir, you cant do that...it is to much...oh you are so kind...Yes thank you thank you....It is very cold at night and I have been so lonely here....thank you again Ambassador."

He disconnects the phone and starts to pack his clohes into a gym bag. " Hurry we must hurry and get to the airport."

shark/Qui "What is the hurry? What did the Ambassador say? Why do we need to go to the airport?'

gp/Quan " Oh, I am being rewarded for my performance here in X-Force wrestling. The Ambassador is taking all of Mongolia's budgeted money to install the first indoor plumbing unit to send over Savanah, my favorite sheep. Oh how I have missed her snuggling up to me at night..." He has a dreamy expession on his face "I have so missed the way here tail brushed against my stomach when I get behind her..."

shark/Qui " SIR!! I really dont need to hear this."

gp/Quan " No, you are right, lets hurry to the airport."

"Momma I'm coming home" from Ozzy starts to play.

Quan is shown running towards the ring. A picture of a sheep is shown. Quan running. The sheep. Finally a picture of a sheep with Quan behind it with a huge grin, his arms raised in victory.

Darth Clay again, sitting on a chair.

"So, isn't love just beautiful folks?"

"Quan, anytime, anyway, anywhere."

"This has been the Sith Report."

your quan photo. post it and I will put in the promo

I alight did on the Sith Report III post

post it here . edit your first post and put the picture in

ahahahahahaha funniest promo ever!!

hello xforce wrestler.

sharkman is ready for some fresh meat.

((Is there anywhere that the Dark Union hang out? A dressing room, Dark Lair etc? I need to send them a present ))

the force is strong.i the sharkman well take your flech.then you will have no soul.in everyone will bless my master for the pain to go away.in then the real challenes will beat all.

wrestler name.sharkman
face/good or bad.does not matter.we do what we wont.the ocean has no rules.
back ground.i come from the ocean of gulf of mexico.right out of sarasota fla ocean this is where i made land.in i'am very accreses.in been train to give pain to all humanes.flech is mine.your sould will know what pain is.this is when the fun really startes. i'am here to bring back bones of all humanes to my master.so we can study there nature.
mus/creatuer of the night.written buy kiss.

Tonight. Sharkman will become like so much chum. Quan has never had a shark steak before, but anything is worth trying once.