"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath begins to play.
\Darth Clay enters the arena and walks to the ring.
He picks up a microphone and climbs the steps, entering the ring.
Darth Clay "Ladies and gentleman. I am proud to bring the first edition of The Sith Report to you all here in (location of event here)." Loud cheers."Now as you all know, The Dark Union and the saviours have had their differences over the past couple of weeks. I am out here, all alone, and I wish to talk one on one, face to face with one of their members, the slugger. Slugger, can you please come out?"
After a minute or two, "Folks, it seems slug does not want to come out. Can you all here help me to bring him out? On the count of 3 now eveyone, 1...2...3...SLug,Slug,Slug." The crowd joins in.
Finally "Animal" by Nickleback begins to play.
Out comes....sharkman dressed as the slugger.
shark/slug makes his way to the ring and climbs in with fists clenched, ready to fight.
Darth Clay " Now now slug, settle down. I did not ask you out here to kick your ass. I called you out here because I want to let you know how impressed I am at your wrestling skills."
shark/slug picks up a microphone " Really? You dont want to stomp a mud hole into me?"
Darth Clay " No, really. You have made a huge impression on me and on all of the fans of X-Force Wrestling. I mean, I am so impressed, that I even made a tribute video of your greatest moments here. Lets watch the jumbotron."
shark/slug " Wow, I was really afraid you were going to send me to the hospital again." Crowd laughs. " You know, when I said you were a coward the other night, the fact is that I am actually the coward. I was scared of you, but you seem to be a nice guy. Ok, lets watch my greatest moments."
The video starts to run.
On May 3th you faced dex022
dex022 brings down his opponent executing a light Ima Da Te Sahranim Sa Sva Tamicem.
dex022 keeps his weak submission hold
the slugger cant resist anymore and taps out!!
On May 7th
Y2K comes close to his lying opponent and loskc his arms up executing an light armbar.
Y2K keeps his light submission hold.
the slugger cant resist anymore and taps out !!
May 14th
gp pato grabs the slugger by his arms and twists them in all directions executing light W T F!!
gp pato keeps his weak submission hold
the slugger cant resist anymore and taps out!!
Darth Clay claps his hands. "Very impressive footage there, fans why dont we all show our appreciation for the work the slugger has done here in the federation?"
chants of "You tapped out" begin.
Darth Clay " Now, why dont you show me some of your best moves?"
shark/slug throws down his microphone and charges at Darth Clay. They circle each other looking for an advangage. Suddenly shark/slug attacks, his falls to the ground, screams, and bigins violently tapping the mat.
Darth Clay " Anytime, anyway,anywhere...slug."
