The lights start to flicker causing the audience to fall silent wondering what is happening to the lights]
[Fog engulfs the ring and hids it from sight, as it fades 4 men can be roughtly outlined, finally as the last ammounts of sea smoke vanish Dark Union stands in the middle of the ring]
[Dark Ryder makes his way to a corner with what can be considered a smile on his face, unkown is if it is for what is to come or if he has sinister plots unfolding in his mind]
[Darth Clay, Sharkman, and gp pato are all standing in the middle huddled together hugging each other, as Dark Ryder finally reaches the corner, turns around to watch the events that are about to happen]
Darth Clay " Wow, that was WEIRD. Oh yeah, hello ladies and gentleman. We are glad to be here today in (location here)" Huge cheers from crowd. " The reason we are all out here today is a very serious one. As you all saw in our last Sith Report, Mongolia used all of the money they had budgeted to finally install indoor plumbing, to send Quan his favorite sheep." Huge laughs
Darth Clay " We have come out here, with a collection of items "donated" by several wrestlers that we are going to take bids on for the Quan Sheep Fund. The bidding on these items will end at midnite tonite so lets get started."
Darth Clay " First off I am going to offer up is from JD Allgood. It is his balls. Er, tennis balls that is. We will start the bidding at $5."
sharkman " We want to thank Playboy for his donation." sharkman pulls out a water bottle. " This is a bottle filled by Playboy with his tears after he lost the Aggression Title to Dark Ryder."
gp pato " Next we have an item that was used only 1 time. It is from Worthy. It is the nightstick he used to bash Dante over the head with." Boos from the crowd. Unworthy chants start up.
Darth Clay " My second item is this." He pulls a buisness card out. "This will be presented to slugger. the person who gives the highest bid will have his name written on it." Camera closes in on the buisness card it reads:
To: Slugger
Win One Match Free
From_______
gp pato " Now from our grand King, gustave1er, a rusty old crown."
sharkman pulls out a pair of black lacy g-string panties "These are from Jade." He grins. Darth Clay leans over and whispers something to sharkman, whose grin turns into a look of horror.
Darth Clay " Sorry folks, he got it wrong there. I found those in the dressing bag of the sentinel."
gp pato, Darth Clay, and sharkman all together " And we are donating 5% of the sales of our merchandise to the fund so please call and here is the number."
Dark Ryder raises his hands up and lightning shoots from his fingertips, striking the top of the building. Sparks and flames flash leaving a flaming message which says 1-800-FOR-QUAN.
