*A local news reporter stands in front of the Atlantic City Police Department offices *
Junior Reporter :"Eleven days now the internationally recognised wrestler Quan has been in custody of Atlantic City police. Charged with decency offenses the Monglian wild man is yet to appear before a judge to explain his behavior. This comes at a sensitive time for the wrestler as the new XFW and XFA seasons are due to begin and no word has been heard about whether this wrestler wil be able to appear. Also of concern is the status of his advisor Qui Xhong who continues to be hospitalised in the city. One junior staff member at the hospital saying he continues to recover from one of the worst cases of 'extreme party fatigue' he has ever seen. Channel 6 news will continue to keep you posted on further developments."
*The camera continues rolling after the reporter goes off air*
Junior Reporter :"Good grief. When will I get to report some real news. What's this guy in for anyway....partying too hard in a casino city? Lets go guys..."
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