::The camera cuts to Matt "The Terror" Serra's Gym, on Long Island, New York. We see two figures in the ring, and while they look to simply be training, it is clear that one has the upper hand over the other. As the camera gets closer we see it is MATHLER, who is dominating his unknown training partner. MATHLER pushes his training partner to the ground and turns to address the camera::
MATHLER: Hello fans, it is I, MATHLER, and I am training with someone you may remember. Its been a long fall from the "top" for him, if you can call it that. Ladies and Gents say hello to Gilberg, this punching bag of a training partner. I decided to hire Gilberg to help me train since he looks very similar to one of my next opponents, The Eraser. I mean, Gilberg was unemployed, so it wasn't exactly difficult to get him down to my gym. I'm using him as motivation, to prepare me for the putrid face I will have to look at in the ring when I face off against the Eraser.
::Gilberg runs at MATHLER and MATHLER takes him and slams him down with the Derivative::
MATHLER: Eraser, you have one thing in common with Gilberg in that you look like him, but I think you may even be worse than him! Gilberg what are you doing, get over here!
::Gilberg drops the bong he was about to take a hit from and comes over to be scolded by MATHLER::
MATHLER: What are you doing, man! If you're gunna smoke you might as well come out to "Smoke on the water" by Deep Purple... oh wait, D01 does that already! That brings me to my second opponent for this next event, a Mr. D01! Are you a "stoner," D01? All signs point to yes, so let me tell you that come Saturday, I will slam your dirty-hair-havin', dorito-eatin', smokey ass through the canvas with the Derivative, and you won't need to get high! I just can't wait for this weekend, I get the opportunity to destroy TWO worthless adversaries... how am I ever going to sleep before this show!
::The camera fades to black as MATHLER turns around and prepares to hit Gilberg yet again::
