David Hood: "Well so far Matt it has been a terrific start to the new season and the guys in the ring are really showing their skills and desire to entertain the audience."
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Matt Scott: "It has been memorable so far and some really good matches, the only thing that has been slighty disappointing is that bizarre Finger of Destruction thing i don't know what that was about and am still confused.."
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David Hood: "Thanks for that Matt for a moment i had that blocked out of my memory all i know..."
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~The arena goes silent as the lights go out and then flash back on
while 'I'm Sexy and i Know it'' is played over the speakers as the four
turnbuckles burst into flames revealing Finger of Destruction Standing
at the entrance to the arena
The One and Only Finger of Destruction makes his way to the ring
Wearing is Trademark Black Cut Jeans and White Boots~
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David Hood: "Seriously he is out here again?"
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Matt Scott: "Seems he justs loves to come out as you are talking David, wonder what he is going to come up with this time..."
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Finger of Destruction: "Hello all you wonderful morons and that is to all of you not just David and Matt sitting over there wondering just what they have to do to be as brilliant and sexy as i am..."
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David Hood: "What is this guys problem Matt i mean..."
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Finger of Destruction: "Hold on there little David what your turn i am speaking now so shut it and before you start Matt just zip it, the fans want to hear a real successful man speak not two people that make them look almost as intellignet as a sloth...
Now i am out here tonight in person to bring you this exciting announcement, after the universal success of my new factual segments educating all you morons about the history of this wonderful federation i have been thinking about other things that i can bring you all...
So with great pleasure i will be bringing you a special new match that i will be bringing you when i feel like it..."
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Matt Scott: "New match what is he on about David?"
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Finger of Destruction: "Shut it Matt and you will get your answers the crowd want to hear from me their hero...
This new match has some special rules that i will go through shortly, first though i think i will announce the name of the match i have created... i call it 'The Ultimate Destruction' i think that gives you a clear idea this is no easy match...
The rules are simple enough that i believe if i speak slow enough even the people with next to zero IQ can understand so David and Matt you can just nod along like you understand...
The Match will consist of three different match types of any combination although the first match type will always be One Fall, now the winner of the One Fall match will then gain the power to choose the next match type giving them the advantage...
The same applies to the winner of the second Match type they gain the power to choose the last match type which will determine the winner of the contest...
Now to me that isn't enough so as an added stipulation the loser of each round must wear two ankle weights weighing 5kgs each if a wrestler loses both the opening two rounds they then have to wear a 5kg wrist weight on both wrists...
As one final rule there will be no disqualifications from this match type and there is no giving up half way through the match you can only leave after there is a winner injured or not the match will carry on...
Even though to me this is simple and easy to understand i will be bringing you your first taste of this new match on our next show against a worthy opponent who you all know and love...
So goodbye everyone that is all i have to say and David and Matt i guess you two can carry on with whatever you get overpaid to do..."
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~Finger of Destruction taunts the crowd as he makes his way out of the arena~
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Matt Scott: "Well i don't quite understand what is going on with that guy David, he just seems to think he can do whatever he wants to do and no one will stop him..."
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David Hood: "This can't keep going on Matt someone in charge must be watching over FoD and his actions recently, saying that the match does sound interesting Matt i actually want to see if it actually is."
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Matt Scott: "Really David this is FoD we are talking about i won't be surprised if nothing happens and he comes up with something else completely random by the next show, i am just going to move on and enjoy the rest of the show and not give him anymore time."