Educating you Morons! (First XFW of new season)

~The arena is packed tonight in the Hartwall Arena and the is an air of excitement as the new season for X-Force Entertainment is about to get underway~
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David Hood: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen we have a great show for you all tonight and Matt Scott and myself will be guiding you through all the action..."
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Matt Scott: "That is correct David I have been itching to get back into this seat and watch some brilliant exciting wrestling."
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David Hood: "Just looking at tonight's line up Matt I don't think anyone will be disappointed and I just have to..."
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~The arena goes silent as the lights go out and then flash back on while 'I'm Sexy and I Know it' is played over the speakers as the four turnbuckles burst into flames as the lights return no one can be seen~
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David Hood: "What the hell was that Matt?"
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Matt Scott: "David I have no idea what just..."
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~The lights go out again as "I'm Sexy and I Know It" is heard and again the turnbuckles burst into flames, this time revealing on the big screen Finger of Destruction sitting in a room flanked by two sexy girls in bikinis~
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Matt Scott: "What is going on here David?"
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David Hood: "I guess we are now going to find..."
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Finger of Destruction: "I think it is time for you two to shut up and listen for a change. Okay I guess you morons in the arena and yes that means you David and Matt as well...I have found myself absolutely dumbfounded by just how uneducated you all are..."
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David Hood: "Uneducated just who does he think he...."
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Finger of Destruction: "Now what did I just say David? Are you really that dumb to interrupt the one and only FoD? Now where was I, ah yes that is right you people are just idiotic morons who need someone like me to come along every show and educate you all...From now on every show I have decided to save you all from being morons and give you some help by bringing you some basic facts about this federation that you should all know already, I mean you are quite pathetic really you call yourselves wrestling fans but don't even know your history...So I am going to start tonight with a few facts for you all and throughout this season I may offer you some more as you need to be taught."
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The first fact for everyone is this: 'The first ever hell in a cell match was held at All or Nothing back in 2008...it consisted of 4 of the best up an coming stars back in those days. This included Slugger, Quan, El gran chico and D01. Slugger came out the winner and became the first ever! UXC champion.' Now how many of yo idiots knew this?"
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The second fact for you idiots is this and listen carefully I know you all have the attention span of a child 'The D.A.S introduced the High-Wire Heaven Match at Chaos N' Mayhem '10.
There have been two such matches so far in XFE history and both times
Jay Thorn has won them.' Well an entertaining attempt at a decent match.
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FoD: "Just because I can I am going to give you a 3rd and final fact because as I look round you all seem to be even more idiotic then I gave you credit for..."
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FoD: "So your third fact is this 'Jake Adams is the longest reigning Extreme Fight Champion in history, Pitbull the longest reigning Universal-X Champion and Jay Thorn the longest reigning Young Gunz Champion. Jay Thorn also has the record for most succesful Young Gunz Title defenses while Pitbull is tied with Krusher Kayls on the Universal-X Title.' Okay that was a few facts put into one but you morons need all the help you can get..."
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FoD: "So there is your lesson for now people I hope you took this information on board and I will be bringing more facts when I feel like it..."
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~The arena goes silent as the lights go out while 'I'm Sexy and I Know it' is played over the speakers as the four turnbuckles burst into flames as the lights return Finger of Destruction is no longer on the Big Screen~
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Matt Scott: "I am speechless David what was that all about?"
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David Hood: "Me too Matt I really don't know what to say I think he has just lost it completely."
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Matt Scott: "I think we should just move on and hope whatever that was is a one off. So lets get on with the show I guess..."
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Would really like feedback on this, i am torn between saying 5 facts in this one Rp or sticking with saying two then doing smaller rps with 1 or 2 facts in them throughout the show

I am leaning towards extending the rp to hold five facts and do this for each show, although they will be shorter as the commentators will be less prominent after the first 1 or 2 shows as they know what is coming..

Doing multiple little rps might just be to much work and may not look as good and alsop spam the rp section...

Also any suggestion on how to improve this idea?

Maybe this but it is your RP. Maybe when you do the facts use the guys from our FED instead of wwe/wwf also we might need to post something in the forum giving us facts and things about our characters so you can use this to full advantage. But I like it gives a little more to the RPs other than coming out or getting interviewed. Or maybe the FED can goto commercials then come back to the facts that you came up with but other than that I like it. Something new.

Thank you Vince i think it would be a lot better to use people from this federation for the facts i like that idea but it would require the long serving people to provide me with some good facts to use...

For how long this federation has been around there should be plenty for me to work with.....

I think i am going to keep it as one whole rp per show instead of splitting it throughout a show... use between 3 and 5 per show...

And yeah i think this is a nice fun addition to the shows

yeah thats cool man maybe use wwe/wwf faxts until they can get some going for our FED then change over to that. But I like what you are doing something fresh and new.