Challenge Issued...

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~Jaime Ray Newman is standing backstage with a mic in her hand~
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Jaime: "Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, Jeremy Alsop."
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~The camera zooms out to reveal Jeremy Alsop standing next to Jaime~
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Jaime: "Jeremy. At the end of last weeks Aggression, you and STB were staring each other down after you both failed to hit your finishing moves on each other..."
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~Jeremy puts his hand up to interrupt Jaime~
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Jeremy: "You don't need to continue, I know what is coming next. You're gonna ask what my next move is gonna be, right?"
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~Jaime nods in agreement~
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Jeremy: "Well then. How can I possibly answer this?"
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~Jaime quickly checks her nails which Jeremy notices~
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Jeremy: "Are they still there?"
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Jaime: "What?"
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Jeremy: "Your nails. They still there?"
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Jaime: "Well, yeah."
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Jeremy: "Well, yeah? It's either yes or no."
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Jaime: "I've broken one."
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Jeremy: "Oh dear. Have the paramedics been called? Have you filled out a Accident report? Has ACC Been contacted? And for all of those at home wondering what ACC stands for, in New Zealand it means Accident Compensation Corporation and I had to Google it to make sure I was saying the correct thing."
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~Jaime has a confused look on her face~
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Jeremy: "Anyway, back to your question. It is true that STB and myself proved to clever for each and there only seems to be one way to settle this."
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Jaime: "A match at Super Force III for the XFE Aggression Championship?"
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Jeremy: "Well, I was gonna say we go to a river or a bed of water and we see who can catch the biggest fish, but I'm allergic to fresh seafood so I guess your idea sounds more plausible."
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Jaime: "Everyone knows that fish in the river isn't fresh, regardless where you are from."
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Jeremy: "What about a Bed of Water then, smarty?"
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Jaime: "That's just silly. Everyone knows a Bed of Water is a Water-bed and you don't put fish in it."
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Jeremy: ~a pretend shocked look on his face~ "Riiiggghhhttt. ~Serious Look emerges~ STB. Tonight, I have a match against a good friend of mine and despite an annoying presence at Ringside all ready, I'm not only inviting to sit at the commentator's desk but I'm challenging you to a match for your XFE Aggression Championship at Super Force III."
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Jaime: "Anything else you would like to add?"
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Jeremy: "Yeah. STB. You will accept my challenge because I am "The Kiwi Icon"..."
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~The crowd start to cheer~
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Jeremy: "...And what I say..."
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Crowd: "GOES!!!!"
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~The crowd erupts into cheers as the scene fades~
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