Worthy's Wrath™: unscheduled improv edition (XFA)

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~Worthy is standing in the middle of the ring which has a red carpet, 3 leather desk chairs and a giant Worthy-Tron™ behind him~
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Worthy: "Today folks your going to see a special episode of Worthy's Wrath™."
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~The crowd cheer~
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Worthy: "Why is it special I hear you ask? Well today is a special unscheduled improv edition as I don't have permission because on Worthy's Wrath™ today the guests are...XFA GM's Jack Roberts and John Smith...that's right folks, those two lazy no marks are finally going to come out here and not only contribute to the show by actually doing something, but they are also going to address all the fans as to why since they have been in charge, XFA BECAME SO S***!!"
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~The crowd gasps~
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Worthy: "Now lets talk this over nicely and lets begin the show, so gentlemen...COME ON DOWN!!"
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~The crowd cheer for ages and suddenly stop when there is no sign of them~
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Worthy: "Come on gentlemen, it's only a two hour show, we don't have all day."
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~Worthy waits a while, but still no sign~
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Worthy: "Well what a surprise that the GM's of this show hold little respect for me and the fans by refusing to show up...in fact those two parasites are the reason XFA is the B-show these days because instead of taking charge they just hide in the office and let the weeds take over the XFA garden because you two are just plain WORTHLESS!!"
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~The crowd start chanting 'we want a worthy GM' repeatedly as Worthy points round to the crowd then shrugs his shoulders~
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Worthy: "You see gentlemen, you two can bury your heads in the sand all you like, but at the end of the day hiding won't make your problems go away as I'll see to it and sooner or later, you and the whole of XFA will know my name BECAUSE I'M WORTHY BY NAME... WORTHY BY NATURE!"
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~The crowd continue to chant 'we want a worthy GM' as Worthy exits the ring, but then stops on the entrance ramp when something appears on the X-Tron~
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~"The Natural" Jesse Blue appears on the X-Tron~
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Jesse: "You are not Worthy by any means! You flip flop more than a shoe store full of sandals. First, you're gonna be a rebel. Then you want to be the rules. You want to make sure justice is served. Then you perform injustices. You can't make up your mind. You aren't Worthy enough to properly give someone the time of day! Tonight, you are Worthy of the beating of your life, and I'm going to be the one to give it to you."
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~Worthy turns to face the audience when the X-tron live feed ends~
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Worthy: "Is it a bird?...Is it plane?...No it's Suuuppppeerrr Jesse with the power to be a preachy Muppet!!"
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~The crowd give a mixed reaction with most cheering and laughing whilst a few are silent~
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Worthy: "Seriously go get a job with Rupert Murdoch and shut up as I am sick of ill-informed parasites like you running your mouth on something you know nothing about as I've always had the companies and the fans best interest at heart."
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~The crowd start clapping~
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Worthy: "...Even when I was in Rebel Nation, my goal was always to bring honor and tradition to this company which is why Da_One kicked me out and took over, so get your facts straight before doing what comes naturally and talking out of your backside as these fans need a real hero, not a preacher."
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~The crowd respond again with a mixed reaction with most cheering and clapping, then Worthy walks up to the camera and looks directly into it~
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Worthy: "You see I know the gutless GM's of this show have made this hardcore match against Sluggers friend in an attempt to stir the pot and build up the Main Event of Super Force 3 whilst having me dealt with as well, but as Jesse pointed out I can go from nice to nasty in 0 to 5 seconds, just like this."
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~Worthy then pulls out his baseball bat with several spiked bracelets wrapped round it from under his robe~
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Worthy: "Sorry Slugger but your friend Jesse won't be looking so natural when I've finished with him as I've got his kryptonite right here and if you want someone to blame, then blame the incompetent GM's of this show as they will have blood on there hands when I send them a message by castrating Krypto the super dog in our match tonight."
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You forgot to say something

John Deep wrote:

You forgot to say something

No I post bits at a time then edit it incase something goes wrong as even the Wii internet crashes at times.

BTW Jesse I hope you like my response as it's tricky because Worthy is an anti-hero type face at the moment (think Orton or Stone Cold), but at the same time he's been a psycho with a bad temper in the past so i've put the heelish comments down to Worthy being angry.

This is pretty cool. I pushed your buttons good, eh?