D.A.S on the season so far (XFA)

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~The camera cuts backstage where Jaime Ray Newman is standing by in the XFA interview area with a mic~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, the XFE Tag Team Champions Jay Thorn and Pitbull. The D.A.S!"
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~The crowd as Jay and Pitbull step into the picture, smiling in their wrestling gear with the tag titles thrown over their shoulders~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Now guys, over the last season you two have really stepped up your game and have been proving yourselves as the best team in X-Force Entertainment today. How are you feeling about the season, so far?"
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~Pitbull smiles as he's looking at Jaime~
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Pitbull: "We're feeling awesome. Over the last weeks, we've shown that we truly are the best team in the world today. And not just here in XFE. Hell, we'll throw it out there, we're the best team in wrestling today. It doesn't matter if your from XFE, OcW, SCW...it just doesn't matter. We are the best. And Wednesday we made a comeback to Helsinki, beat up Vince and M-M, sold out on D.A.S merch, had fun and partied all night long."
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~Jay pulls the mic closer to him~
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Jay Thorn: "Speaking of Wednesday, I want to address something that's been a hot topic lately. Elimination Chamber. Six men go in to fight for the World Heavyweight Title. Whats going to happen? Is Playboy going to destroy Worthy? Is Argo going to overcome the odds again? Is Cryl finally going to get enough blood? Will STB slime his way to victory? Will Worthy finally get the World Title and begin the end of XFE? Is Gobeer going to find a way to walk out double-champion?"
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~The crowd is going wild with anticipation for the event~
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Jay Thorn: "We've seen everyone run their mouths for the event. STB has been tempting Argo to side with him. Argo has continued on his boring path of kissing babies and hugging fat girls."
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~Jay gets a mixed reaction as people cheer Argo but boo the shot at him~
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Jay Thorn: "Destiny has taken to doing lame ass, generic, parodies that every heel faction in history has done before of the other guys and running down real football...and yes, I said real football. You know, the game you ACTUALLY play with your feet..."
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~Another mixed reaction can be heard as people boo Destiny but cheer as soccer is very popular in Russia~
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Jay Thorn: "Worthy's been causing riots in and outside Rebel Nation while Playboy's been his usual unstoppable self and still thinks women like roided up skirt chasers...Poor (censored)."
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~Now the crowd unanimously boos Rebel Nation as Jay sarcastically shakes his head at Playboy~
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Jay Thorn: "And we have no clue about where Cryl is and what he's been up to. But since he never meets any other women but the little girls voice in his head, I would imagine he's been really busy playing pocket pool."
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~The crowd pops at the shot as Jay smiles~
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Pitbull: "That's all people wanna talk about right? These guys trying...trying to somehow barely scratch some kind of an advantage...Right?"
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Um...Right?"
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~Jay and Pitbull smile their signature smirk~
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Pitbull: "Here's an idea on how to get an advantage...Do what we've done. We've been undefeated for almost two seasons straight and done absolutely everything we've said we were gonna do. And here's another little piece of advice for you betting people. It's not going to be Rebel Nation or Destiny walking out with the World Title. It's State of Flux."
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~The crowd pops as the brothers walk off the set for their match~
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Jaime Ray Newman: "Guys, wait...What do you mean...State of Flux isn't in the match...Right?"
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~The camera cuts back to ringside where Brandon Routh and Reggie Miller look confused~
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Brandon Routh: "The brothers throwing an interesting twist in the Elimination Chamber at Worlds Collide."
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Reggie Miller: "Whatever. These idiots don't know what their talking about."
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