I shall bring Order to Aggression (XFA 7/17)

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~Suddenly, "La Marseillaise" the National Anthem of France beings to play throughout the arena as Gustave1er, along with Plin and Sisky, make their way down to the ring. The Crowd Boos at the top of their lungs as the three enter the ring. Gustave1er is in his fancy suit, while Plin and Sisky are in their wrestling gear. All three men have their championships draped over their shoulders. Gustave1er motions for a mic and beings to speak~
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Gustave1er: "Greetings peasants, your King as arrived!"
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~Loud Boos are heard throughout the arena~
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Gustave1er: "Ah come now, you should be proud to be in the presence of such a great man. And by great man, I mean me."
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~Gustave1er has a hearty laugh as the boos get louder~
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Gustave1er: "Now onto business. At the end of last season, you saw a great union form. That union is standing before you now. My companions and I have decided to take matters into our own hands and take what we have rightly deserved for such a long time. I am of course talking about the Tag Team and Aggression Championships."
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~A "You suck" chant breaks out through the arena. Gustave1er pauses until the crowd quiets down~
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Gustave1er: "What you see before you is not just a union of greatness, but a Order. The Order! And beware, before you challenge The Order of Things!"
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(Jesse, or anyone else that wants to interrupt, go ahead~

~"Dignity" by Bullet For My Valentine begins to play as the Thorn Brothers make their way onto the stage to a mixed reaction~
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Jay Thorn: "Beware before thou challenge the Order! For I shall bring vengeance upon thee by way of my ridiculous beard and my french attitude!"
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Pitbull: "Wait? A French? And he hasn't surrendered yet?"
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Jay Thorn: "The time for miracles is not over it seems."
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~The crows is laughing at the jokes by the brothers and cheer for them~
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Pitbull: "All jokes aside, in case you pompous (Censored) don't know by now, we are the Detroit Assassination Squad. Jay and Joel Thorn, although you can call me Pitbull. Now we are the fastest..."
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Jay Thorn: "Most agile..."
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Pitbull: "Most cohesive..."
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Jay Thorn: "Not to mention sexiest..."
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Pitbull: "Well, simply put the greatest tag team ever born. Oh and by the way, in case your not also ignorant besides pompous we have said many times we want those tag titles off you and around our waists."
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Jay Thorn: "And tonight, we have a tag team match against you guys, Plin & Sisky. And we plan on earning a shot by beating you boys."
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~The crowd is cheering and chanting for the Thorns as they stare down into the ring~
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~"The Movie" by Aerosmith plays, as "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes out to join Jay and Pitbull~
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Reggie Miller: "Not this idiot again..."
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Brandon Routh: "Looks like business is about to pick up..."
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Reggie Miller: "Come up with that all by yourself?"
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Jesse: "Thorns...We meet again..."
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~The crowd gets quiet~
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Jesse: "The Thorn Brothers say they want a tag team title shot, and will beat you two tonight for it? That sits well and fine with me. What about a shot at the Aggression title?? How about I earn one tonight by beating you, Gustave1er??"
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Gustave1er: "You want a shot at my title? Forget it. You are not even worthy enough to shine my boots."
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~Gustave1er passes the mic to Plin~
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Plin: "As for you Thorns. That's all you are, Thorns in our sides. And after tonight, we will pull those Thorns out, and toss them in the garbage where they belong."
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(Your turn guys)

~Jay and Pitbull deliberately overact as though they would be shocked at Plin's comment and hurt~
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Jay Thorn: "Thorns in your side? Seriously? Thorns in your side? I mean, I was under your leadership Plinny, for a cup of coffee and I saw your not the sharpest knife in the drawer but to resort to name-jokes? That's low."
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Pitbull: "I mean that's like joking about the fact that your boss there is french. Not that there's anything wrong with that *cough*...sissies....*cough*."
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Jay Thorn: "But you know what? Since you obviously have some intelligence-issues due to following a frenchy and with us taking your titles in the very near future, we'll give you a pass on that and NOT insult you about it."
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~Gustave1er takes the mic back from Plin~
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Gustave1er: "Enough. France is and always will be, a powerful country. And like my idol, Napoleon Bonaparte, I shall lay waste to all that oppose me. Tonight, I will continue my reign, as King of Aggression."
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(Continue if you wish)

Jesse: "All Kings fall. Some fall during wars...Some fall to Natural Causes...You...Will fall to both..."
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Gustave1er: "Strong words. We will see if you can back them up, later tonight."
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wasn't napoleon boneapart a midget...?

No, but he was a slightly shorter man.

He was under-tall