(XFW) World Cup Failure...

~the lights begin to flicker until Danny Danger runs out and the fans cheer~
Danny: Take a look at the ring folks!
~The camera glides to the ring ,set up for a interview show with a large leather couch and a screen with a rotating D on it~
Danny: It's the official debut of the Danger Zone because that loser didn't answer any questions last week!
~The fans cheer loudly~
Danny: And tonight~slides in ring~ I have none other that the legendary SLUGGER!

(If you want to hop in slug or if somebody else wants some footy banter/soccer banter join in)

I think you are grabbing at straws.

Me no understandy you...

~Rooftops by Lost Phopets begins to play as the One half of the tag team champions Slugger makes his way down to the ring carrying his Tag team title on his left shoulder. He picks up a mic and walks in the ring and stands face to face with danny~

(Proper actions here would be Slapping Danny in the face as a vet and telling him this is why he has not won because he is not focused on the business and if he keeps worrying more about Soccer he will never become anything, but just my opinion)

As a fellow English man, I'd thought you'd rather keep quiet about the World Cup considering we drew to a team that calls it soccer (yes Argo thanks for proving my point), we drew just about against some poor team that we should have beaten easily and I can't see how we are going to beat Slovenia, so England are as good as out.

Joking aside I love the FOOTBALL related RP's as we have people from all over the world in this fed... in fact, if Sents okay with it, why don't you use this RP to build up a world X cup tournament?

~Danny looks back engaging in a stare with his guest~
Danny:Take a seat... champ.
~The fans go oooohhh~
Slugger: I don't think I need one. In fact I think you need to get your head straight, you keep losing and all you care about is football...
Danny: Shut your mouth!
~Slugger slaps danny across the face as security rush the ring to break the two up~
Danny: Courtney! Courtney! I want a World X Cup next season you hear me!
~The security are struggling to stop slugger but danny slides out of the ring with slugger looking on in anger~

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will that do?

For the record I do enjoy what us Americans call Soccer, but to be honest most Americans I talk to could not care less about it.

I agree 100%. It's a great game but in the US it is no where in the same league as American Football college or pro, basketball college or pro, baseball, or even hockey.

...where as in England it's our biggest game and we take it seriously over here even though we have not won a world cup since 1966

As for American Football, basketball, baseball and hockey... not much fuss is kicked up about them (except for the Super Bowl) as they are either put on specialist sports channels or are shown live at night (because it's like 2 am when most are played).

That being said we do have a UK Ice Hockey league and UK basketball league, but none of it gets shown on telly over here and baseball looks too similar to rounders which is a girls sport over here (so if you are playing baseball over here, you'll get stick for playing rounders )

I guess thats diffrent countries and cultures for you... it took me ages to understand why Americans eat chips during the American Football as I thought "why just chips and no fish" and "is it dinner time over there", but then I found out that chips are atcually chrips over here and what we call chips are fries

As the song goes: