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~Camera is at the editing room where 3 staff members monitor the show~
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Staff 1: "Another calm night I like it."
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Staff 2: "Agree with you. So what you guys doin..."
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~At this point the door opens violently and the room that was once quite dark now is bright. The staff members seems dazed with such quick ambiance change~
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Staff 1: "What the hell is going on?!"
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~The door closes and Tonten's figure is reveled~
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Tonten: "Hey guys can you play this one for me now? The damn commercials cut it out from this week XFW."
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Staff 3: "That can be a problem dude we have to follow the schedule you know...."
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Tonten: "Have you guys ever hunted? (The 3 shake their heads on a 'No' motion) Lets do this way if you do me this favor I promise you won't hunt with me."
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~The staff members seem confused with the proposal~
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Staff 2: "Isn't that like a bad deal seems like you would lose if we play the tape..."
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Tonten: "See I have been hunting Bigfoot when I'm struck by boredom and if I mix up things you may get...you know hit, I'm not a good shot when I'm drunk and hunting without being drunk isn't fun right guys?"
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~He gives then a shinny smile while they look disturbed with the idea~
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Staff 3: "Ok give me the tape."
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~TN hands the tape to the staff member as he inserts it and the screen goes black and the video starts~
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~Tonten is seen sitting at a table with a rifle. Suddenly, he begins to take it apart. The speed at which he is doing this is amazing, like he can do it in his sleep. With this accomplished, he reaches into the pocket of his pants. He pulls out a small plastic bag. Dumping it out, there is a small towel roll. He unrolls the towel, and we see that in it is cleaning tools for the rifle. He quietly goes about the task of cleaning the components for his gun~
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~A man walks from off-screen. It is "The Natural" Jesse Blue. He walks up quietly behind Tonten, and slaps his hand down on Tonten's shoulder. Tonten doesn't move, but lets out a heavy breath. Tonten springs up quickly, and gets into the face of Jesse Blue. They stand face to face, no emotion on their faces, only cold stares~
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~Jesse Blue quickly balls a fist, and with an uppercut motion, stops just shy of punching Tonten in the jaw. Tonten does not flinch. Instead he mimics the motion back to Jesse~
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David Hood: "It looks like business is about to pick up."
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Matt Scott: "Call security! These two losers are about to go at it...And one of them has a gun!"
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David Hood: "That gun has to be in like, a hundred pieces. I don't think it's going to matter much."
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Matt Scott: "I wouldn't put anything past these two idiots!"
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~With each man, still staring, a pursed smile grows on each of their faces. Suddenly, the two men open their fists, and slam them together in a brotherly handshake, biceps bulging. They hold it there for a long moment, then pull each other close, hugging, and slapping each other on the back with hard slaps~
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Tonten: "With if it isn't Jesse Blue."
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Jesse: "Tonten. My man! I'm glad to see you. It looks as if more adventures are on the way. I had heard about your arrival. I have been very busy. I'm sorry it took so long to catch up with you. Lately, I've had a target on my back. You know all about targets, being an US Army sniper, though."
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Tonten: "I got that football signed by the Dallas Cowboys, that you sent me. When did you meet them? You know, they made a big mistake not signing me to the team. See how many Super Bowls they've won since then..."
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Jesse: "No doubt. Caught up with them at a charity auction. I see you are cleaning. Nice rifle. We'll have to go shooting sometime."
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Tonten: "This is my baby. I wouldn't have gotten out of the Gulf alive without her. Big and bad."
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Jesse: "I wouldn't have gotten out either. Lucky for me, you are strong. I can't believe how good you are with that thing, but I wouldn't know about little guns like that. The US Navy shoots cannons."
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Tonten: "Whatever. Always the same with you. No matter how much you hate it, the Army will always be better."
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Matt Scott: "Army...Navy...Whatever. They have a football game every year to see who won't be the biggest loser."
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David Hood: "You have no idea what pride is, do you??"
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Matt Scott: "What???"
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David Hood: "I'm wasting my time..."
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Tonten: "Remember that time in Manila? You turned me onto that 'Monkey Meat on a Stick'. Not bad. You thought you were so cool. You had ladies on both arms. Too bad they wanted to eat them. You didn't even realize how fat they were. Way to go, man!"
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Jesse: "I've told you a million times...They weren't fat...They were....healthy!"
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Tonten: (snickering) "Whatever gets you through the night. I remember getting chased down the street by their dad. Remember when you fell, because you couldn't keep your pants up?"
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Jesse: "Again...Real funny. I gotta go. I have some business to attend to, having to do with this draft. Can't you just let that die???"
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Tonten: "I've told you. Things only die when the US Army kills them."
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Jesse: "The Army only gets to kill...when the Navy gets them where they are going..."
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~Jesse leaves. Tonten stands for a moment, pondering what Jesse Blue had said, then realizes that Jesse had gotten him~
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Ok I think this time you won't miss it
