*Unofficial Chuck Norris Fact Thread*

Supposedly, Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...

too bad he doesn't cry...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.



I didnt think Chuck would have to use a computer.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

The boogeyman checks underneath his bed everynight for chuck norris

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris's pee is said to revitalize the mind and body, scientists found out about this and started selling it as Red Bull

Check out this site for funny chuck norris facts:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

2 Years ago Chuck Norrises girlfreind asked him how much wood chuck,chuck wood (ah u get the point) chuck norris
Chuck Norris said "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS" and then he rips out her throat and says "dont f@#& with Chuck" 11 months and 4 days later Chuck Norris realised the irony and laughed, no one in a 100 mile radius survived.

Chuck Norrises first job was a paper boy. No one survived.


(this fact is something me and him can relate to nah im just joking but ill say it anyways)
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a women who has never met Chuck Norris before.

Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

They said a meteorite killed the dinosaurs, thats true if you call Chuck Norris a meteorite


Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Try this on google:

type in search - google chuck norris

then click on feel lucky.

Yea I know, takes you the site the facts came from.

no it doesn't it says this when you type "google chuck norris" and click on "i'm feeling lucky":

Web

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
  
• Try a different person
  

worthy wrote:

no it doesn't it says this when you type "google chuck norris" and click on "i'm feeling lucky":

Web

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Run, before he finds you
  
• Try a different person
  

I knew this ages ago.

Type in once in a blue moon and you get:
once in a blue moon = 1.16699016 × 10^-8 hertz
at the top of the results page

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.