A Super Challenge...

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~"The Movie" by Aerosmith plays. The fans begin to cheer as "The Natural" Jesse Blue comes out. He makes his way to the ring. He has something to say. As the crowd dies down, Jesse begins to speak~
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Jesse Blue: "My plan is working. I said, "The Squad of Detroit Machine Gun Assassins Murdering Cities" would lose the tag titles...and they did. All I had to do was show my face. That was it. Congrats to the new champs, huh?"
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~The crowd cheers for "Morbid Justice"~
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Jesse: "Now...On to the next subject. How about...Boo? (The crowd boos) Here's a guy, who has the Extreme Fight Championship...For now..." (The crowd cheers)
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Jesse: "Boo...Sounds like what a gangsta calls his girlfriend. Kind of fitting..." (The crowd laughs)
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Jesse: "I was a catalyst in the Thorns losing what they had. You...I'm just gonna take what you got. What I'm trying to say is, I challenge you, next week to a title match. If you don't oblige me, it's because you're chicken. I eat chicken for dinner. The next title defense you have...will be your last. Whether it's me, or someone else, you will be a former champion. You don't have to answer to me now, but you will answer to me." (The crowd cheers)
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Jesse: "JD Allgood, you get to face me...tonight. I'll show you March Madness. Bring all you have...It won't be enough. You've been a thorn in my side long enough. I'm on a mission to eliminate thorns. Just ask the "Bad City Border Boys"...I complete my missions..."
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~Nazereth's Hair of the Dog starts to play as Boo makes his way from the back with the Extreme Fight Title strapped across his shoulder. He stops at the top of the stage as the crowd is booing vehemently~
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Boo: "Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, you make things too easy. Here I was sitting in the back trying to think of a way to get you in the ring. To not only destroy you for STB, but to prove to the world that I am the greatest Extreme Fight Champion in the history of this company. And here you come like a lamb to slaughter begging for an ass whipping. It doesn't get much better than this."
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~Boo appears to be trying to stifle a grin but is unsuccessful as it seems to creep on his face~
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Boo: "So yes, New Age Super Chump, I accept your challenge for next week. But be warned, you are making the biggest mistake of your life. I promise you that you will not walk out with the Extreme Fight Championship, and there is a damn good chance you'll never make it to Chaos 'N' Mayhem. So be real careful what you ask for, you may just get it."
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~Hair of the Dog starts up again as Boo drops the mic and walks into the back~
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AWESOME!!!