Olli Thorn XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1134 Age : 36 Location : Helsinki, Finland Registration date : 2009-11-05
| Subject: Jokes are over (XFA) 9/29/2010, 3:53 pm | |
| ~Jay gets a mic from a stagehand before both brothers stand in the middle of the ring with an unusually serious look on their faces~ * Jay Thorn: "We're not out here tonight to gloat about Pitbull's win on XFW. Nor are we here to tell you that the Order are a couple of idiots taking orders from a french puffy of a so-called-king." * ~A puff chant breaks out as Pitbull takes the mic~ * Pitbull: "We aren't here to tell jokes or mess around with people. Because that's what management seems to think of us as. And commentary. And the boys in the back. As (censored) comic relief. As the guys that'll make funny comments and make people laugh. And not good for anything else." * ~The crowd is cheering and chanting "Tell a joke", not getting a response from the brothers~ * Pitbull: "So you ignored us. So you kept us at the bottom of the pit. Well guess what... We're not gonna take that (censored) for another (censored) second. Just ask Big Cop if we're joking now. Although you might have to wait awhile for him to wake up from the coma he's been in since we gave him a steel chair enforced Setting Sun." * ~The crowd pops even louder, many feeling Big Cop had it coming~ * Pitbull: "And we're not done. We are going to show you now where the (censored) we get our nicknames. Why we're called the Border City Bad Boys. And more importantly why we're the Detroit ASSASSINATION Squad." * ~The crowd is chanting for the Thorns as Jay takes the mic~ * Jay Thorn: "See, we are on a mission. A mission to take those titles that nobody seems interested in pushing but us. And ANYONE who gets in our way.... Will.... Get.... Hurt. So Order, get your puffy asses ready. Because we will do absolutely anything to get to you at All or Nothing." * | |
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