Crazy things to happen during matches

LoL, I found this funny for some reason and I kept showing it to the other nurses and we got a real kick outta it from the sheer mechanics of it actually happening if you follow the steps of the wording.

Darkens flanks his opponent and prepares to strike
Jade Bachman slips past the a Side Mounting Punch, catching his opponent off-guard and regaining the initative
UNBELIEVABLE!!!! the impact of this blow is so hard that Darkens has fallen out of the ring!!!!

Anything crazy happen like this before to anyone? Before I joined here, I did a low blow that resulted in a bleed, thought it was the weirdest thing ever
-Jade

Maybe you side-swiped the attack so quick it resulted in you throwing yourself out of the ring?

As for the low-blow, maybe when he drops from the attack he hit hid head and started bleeding.

Or you hit it so hard they start bleeding from the mouth.

I never experienced anything like that but i did make TWO opponents tap with one submission move:

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DANTE entwines his opponent's legs with his own,
and overturns him, connecting with a violent Sharpshooter!!
DANTE keeps his weak submission hold
JOHN RAMPAGE HAS TO FORFEIT THE MATCH DUE TO INJURY!!!
REFEREE IS FORCED TO CALL THE BELL!!!
JOHN RAMPAGE IS OUT!!!!!!
petervenning can't resist anymore and taps out!!
DANTE WINS THE THREE WAY DANCE!!!!

beat that! J/K!

oh sorry step back mister you would make me tap out in seconds lol jokes jokes

Wow Dante, lol, is that a glitch or something? A double sharpshooter? You truely are a master of submissions lol.

Worthy springs off the top rope backwards
and leaps at fallen Strykar making a mid-air horizontal half-rotation landing on him executing strong Worthy Corkscrew Backflip!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Strykar kicks out
Worthy tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
Strykar kicks out
Worthy tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
Strykar kicks out
Worthy puts his foot over his rival's abdomen
pulling a light Cocky Pin!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Strykar kicks out
Worthy tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
WORTHY WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS STRYKAR !!!!

You didn't give up, did you Worthy?

^^ Your right there, looks like Worthy wanted that pin badly.

LoL no one can deny that you don't have determination Worthy!

LOL!!

Seriously though I think that was down to higher intiative stats than him.

referee stops the match and declares it a victory by judge decision!!
kangjagal and Max Alvarado of The Destroyer
KANGJAGAL E MAX ALVARADO WIN THE MATCH BETWEEN TEAM HELL'S TOLL AND THE TEAM THE DESTROYER !!!!
Babangida exp point gained: 6
XxXBan8diTXxX exp point gained: 5
kangjagal exp point gained: 4
Max Alvarado exp point gained: 5

LJO stands firmly on the mat
and hits with a kick while spinning backwards, performing a violent Back Spinning Wheel Kick!!
LJO pulls out a dildo out of nowhere
and shoves it down Darth Clays throat executing Mortal 1337!!


ok THIS ONE I DO NOT BELEIVE SHOULD BE PART OF THE GAME. COME ON, KIDS ARE PLAYING

darthclay wrote:

LJO stands firmly on the mat
and hits with a kick while spinning backwards, performing a violent Back Spinning Wheel Kick!!
LJO pulls out a dildo out of nowhere
and shoves it down Darth Clays throat executing Mortal 1337!!


ok THIS ONE I DO NOT BELEIVE SHOULD BE PART OF THE GAME. COME ON, KIDS ARE PLAYING

You right. It shouldnt be allowed. Kids do play this game and can get the wrong idea. Some finishers are just plain stupid. For starters where would nowhere be

I copy and pasted and sent to the mod who was online at the time. They are forwarding it to the Administrator now. Just goes to show you that there are idiots everywhere.

well just incase we need it for future reference and proof that he hasnt changed it

Almost as much as worthy's except I am on the recieving end! lol

Hwoarang Lo pesca a patas terrible maleteramente
hasta dejarlo entero pa la caga executing HardCore Te Hice Mieddy!!
Hwoarang tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Jade kicks out
Hwoarang grabs Jade's arms putting it between his legs
and throws him forward in a pinfall position performing a Recliner Pin!!
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Jade kicks out
Hwoarang tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
Jade kicks out
Hwoarang bounces off the top rope with Jade lying face up on the mat then leaps at him
making a mid-air horizontal half-rotation, landing on him with a light Springboard Corkscrew Splash!!
Hwoarang tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
Jade kicks out

Gawll xauuuuuuuuuu
fica executing MORTAL Bye!!

what the hell does that mean???

That's portuguese it says bye stay. He must be magic to do a mortal with that.

Samoan King grabs TheDominator's hair
Samoan King grabs one of his opponent's armd and swings him into the ropes
Samoan King raises his finger to the sky
and stabs his opponent in the ribs executing LEGENDARY Samoan Poke!!
THEDOMINATOR HAS A CUT!!!
Samoan King tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
SAMOAN KING WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS THEDOMINATOR !!!!

i was on a bluie this guy was on ar ed then he hits his finisher and wins

oh and what happend to my post were i made a guy tap out twice in a lms 2 times in a row and almost 3 times

WTF?? Samoan Poke!?

if that guy can do that jus by poking my ribs imagine if he kickd em

heres another one

TheDominator picks up his rival's leg
and puts pressure on his heel joint by grabbing his ankle and twisting and squeezing his leg and his knee, performing a strong Spinning Toe Hold!!
TheDominator keeps his weak submission hold
YUVI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!
YUVI can't resist anymore and taps out!!
the match cannot end with a submission!
TheDominator keeps his weak submission hold
YUVI LOOKS SLIGHTLY INJURIED!!!
YUVI can't resist anymore and taps out!!
the match cannot end with a submission!
TheDominator releases his grasp

i swear this guy always challenges me but this time it seems like his winning yea continuos submission

again i am defeated by a guy who i baet the crap out of then hits his finisher and then im gone


TheDominator jumps on his opponent shoulders, and drapes his arms around his waist
and lands back-first behind Black Bart rolling forward into a sitting position, pulling Black Bart over backwards and down to the canvas so that he lands on his back, connecting with a strong Sunset Flip Bomb!!
Black Bart pulls himself together and fights back
Black Bart approaches TheDominator
and hits him to his throat with a powerful Throat Thrust!!
Black Bart turns giving his shouldres to the adversary
and kicks him with a devastating Lone Star!!!
Black Bart lifts TheDominator up in a fireman's carry across his shoulders
then throw TheDominator's legs out in front of him to spin them out while he simultaneously falls backwards, driving TheDominator's head into the mat. executing LEGENDARY F5!!
Black Bart tries a pinning maneuver
Referee starts counting...
....1....
....2....
....3....
BLACK BART WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS THEDOMINATOR !!!!

I wouldn't say it's a crazy thing to happen, more like disrespectful, since I own the slap of death!

Jade charges his open hand

and slaps disaster across the face, executing a light Slap!!

Jade knocks disaster down

disaster is lying on the mat!!!

referee starts the count!

Referee: "Oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Referee: "Twooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Referee: "Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Referee: "Foooooooooooooooour!!!"

Referee: "Fiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Referee: "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!"

Referee: "Seveeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!"

Referee: "Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!"

Referee: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!!"

Referee: "TEEEN! OUT! Ring the Bell! Ring the Bell!!!!"

JADE WINS THE MATCH AND DEFEATS DISASTER !!!!

He was just so shocked you slapped him that he couldn't recover.