Jeremy XFE Hall of Famer
Number of posts : 1341 Age : 44 Location : Palmerston North, New Zealand Registration date : 2008-04-22
| Subject: XFA Aggression Report for 21/3/09 3/31/2009, 3:17 am | |
| Darth Clay flexes his newly won promotion and puts everyone on notice
Welcome to the Show!!
MATCH 1: Abe Lincoln defeats Pit Viper via Pin Fall
Abe Lincoln absolutely dominated this match picking up the pin fall after a Lincoln Power. Not bad for a old fellow. After the match “The Natural” Jesse Blue came out and unmasked poor old Abe…..err I meant Sharkman.
Pit Viper: Match -5pts (Screaming in Pain) 2.3 Stars Lincoln: Match 6pts 9.85 Stars
It seems The Sentinel no longer needs Milo……..
MATCH 2: Milo defeats king jerry via Submission
Milo proved why he is becoming the fastest rising superstar here in the XFE forcing king jerry to submit to the Canadian Back Breaker
king jerry: Match -1pts (Cut) 0.85 Stars Milo: Match 2pts 3.3 Stars
THE ICONIC STATUS!!!!!!! Jeremy has returned to the old talk show……..wait it’s Justin. And his guest is The Sentinel. A lot of bagging Jeremy as well as Milo……The Sentinel doesn’t like but is suckered punch by Justin and Jeremy makes the save? What’s going on??
MATCH 3: The Sentinel defeats True Nutter via Pin Fall
It seemed that True Nutter had this match in the bag until interference by a masked man carrying a nightstick which The Sentinel put good use to get the win. But wait….who was the mask man you ask……the returning Officer Garcia!!!!
The Sentinel: Match 3pts (Bleeding) 5.3 stars True Nutter: Match -1pts 6.6 Stars
Saint Patrik is going all biblical on XFE…..
BANE has taken over……the commentary desk at least…..
MATCH 4: Sisky defeats Zolea Vipper via Pin Fall
Sissy……err I mean Sisky and Zolea Vipper put on a excellent match until the Cop of Panxa and Sissy…..I mean Sisky picks up the pin fall.
Zolea Vipper: Match 0pts 13.3 Stars Sisky: Match 2pts (Slightly Injured) 12.95 Stars
Highlights of Dom taking over “The Black Rage” are seen.
And a small clip is shown of what will is Jade’s last moment in XFE.
Everyone will Miss JADE!!!
MATCH 5: The Inversion and Dante fight to a Time Limit Draw
What a match! Both took each other to the extreme and neither one looked like they would lose let alone win.
Dante: Match -3pts 22.05 Stars The Inversion: Match 3pts 11.85 Stars
Jon Lum takes the red pill……Back to Reality for another person.
MATCH 6: Jon Lum defeats Saint Patrik via Match Rules
Another match between these two that could have gone either way but in the end a Bleeding Saint Patrik had no choice but to utter those horrible words “I Quit”!
Jon Lum: Match 2pts 8.1 Stars Saint Patrik: Match 0pts (Bleeding) 4.65 Stars
MATCH 7: Axl defeats The Legacy via Pin Fall
Axl didn’t give The Legacy a chance, picking up a pin fall after The Legacy grabbed the ref’s shirt.
The Legacy: Match -5pts (Seriously Injured) 3.35 Stars axl: Match 8pts 7.45 Stars
There is a change for Slugger coming……You’ll just have to wait and see what it is…..
MATCH 8: Krusher Kayls defeats Justin Alsop via Forfeit
Justin Alsop couldn’t get into this Last Man Standing Match as Krusher Kayls was all over him. Once Krusher got her Texas Cloverleaf locked in Justin had no choice but to quit.
Justin Alsop: Match -2pts (Forfeit) 3.05 Stars Krusher Kayls: Match 7pts 12.55 Stars
Quan wants Qui to get more Snake Wine but ends up getting two scrolls from a mysterious woman…… Time to Read
MATCH 9: Darth Clay defeats Badjojo via Pin Fall
Darth Clay took a break from commentary to wrestle this one-sided wrestling affair that ended after a Running Cross-body.
Badjojo: Match -5pts (Slightly Injured) 3.55 Stars Darth Clay: Match 7pts 13.45 Stars
Darth Clay wants Plin at the Arena now but Plin can no longer hear the voices, and is burning kids with water or something like that……..Oh and he at his psychiatrist as well with Arisa.
MATCH 10: Jeremy Alsop defeats Plin via Pin Fall
In what was suppose to be a Last Blood match Jeremy won after delivering a Whiplash. But this was after he had to Forfeit the match and Darth Clay forcing the referee to restart the match. Once the Whiplash was complete and a pin attempt successfully administrated via Darth Clay’s Orders the match was complete
Jeremy Alsop: Match 3pts (Forfeit, or did he?) 5.3 Stars Plin: Match 2pts 20.4 Stars
After the match Darth Clay jumps into the ring, tells members of BANE to leave and starts to celebrate with Jeremy until Jeremy delivers the Whiplash and ends all speculation. He isn’t with BANE!
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